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QUOTE "I want to put my 25 inch penis inside you" ...Peppepoppldoppl

@Peppepoppldoppl Better check your ruler again. Those smaller marks you're going by are millimeters, not inches. There are about 25 of them to the inch. :-)

@Gecko7291971 Those of us who read her posts didn't need to guess. But I don't blame you, her English sounds American and her look belies her age. :-)

Very nicely done. I hope you're in the midst of more collaborations.

Ever hear of a backstop?

Looks like the officer had the best of it. Guy was flailing around while officer was throwing uppercuts and knees. If the cops hadn't stopped it, big mouth would have gotten his ass handed to him more than it already was. :-)

A general idea of how it works? Please. This vid give you a general idea of NOTHING. Too damned fast and to blurry to see what is being done.

Wonderful demonstration of strength to weight ratio. If you can still do this at 50, be sure to post. :-)

@akwhizite Nope. The secret is not what it is... the secret is WHERE it is. If you don't know where the shelf is located on this old planet, does it matter if you know it opens? :-)

Just wondering why the subtitles on all of these? You figure we can't hear? Heroic effort though. Thanks!

Hey, fat boy, go eat a yet another chalupa. And BTW, your fat head is occupying your hat, not the other way 'round. :-)

Toss the skinhead and Bruce Lee there in the same cell and let 'em have at it. With their "crazy skills" they should both live to a ripe old age. :-)

Perhaps you outside assholes with no IDs should just go the fuck home stay there.

Everybody standing around is denying ownership of the tent, so that makes it trash on public property It is therefore abandoned and it's within the scope of city employees to remove it without consent or legal documentation.

Oh, and cigarette moocher? You asleep on the street and still suppor...

Kind of spooky how much he sounds like his father. This sound and "Stick Around" sound almost as if they might have been written by the elder Lennon as well.

@EdTheBadass Really? Funny, "Badass" is supposed to be a power word too. Having any luck with that? :-) It succeeded because the voice singing it is sheer magic.