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Lost Cat. Answers To:

His foolish pride now served as his greatest folly. The whole night he would wander the dangerous, boot- and laser-filled streets of Silver Spring.

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  Potty Mouth

  Little Winston learned a lesson, all right: The lesson of self-reliance. He will also wind up in jail eventually.

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  Fortune Cookies

  Who is printing these fortunes? And why aren't they cut properly? This last bit, as you can imagine, is my major concern.

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  Virtual Frathouse

  University of Phoenixs online beer pong: Even less fun than the original.

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  Job Island

  Career waterfalls sparkling like azure diamonds, cascading into pools of full benefits, all untouched by humanity. Coconut trees, rich with sweet o...

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  Late For Work

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  Its a Vegan! Its a Musician!

  Faster than an ironically purchased Yugo!

  More powerful than a hot cup of Chai tea!

  Able to leap obscure B-sides in a single bound!

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  Sobriety Test

  Hes got a lot of drunkies to collar tonight. To streamline the process, hes just going to start lobbing baseballs at passersby and see if they reac...

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To Catch a Predator

Is it quibbling that Mr. Bucket asked children to put the balls in his top, and that in fact they would come out of his mouth? I guess hes in hot w...

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  Aggressive Marketing

  Fired? No. Promoted to Head of Domestic Sales? Yes.

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  Grouchy Positioning System

  Clearly, some GPS are not romantically attached to the idea of "just getting lost." systems

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  Weed

  When you're high on life, it's pretty much the same feeling, except it's the waitress from that Supertramp album cover bludgeoning you with her pit...

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  Brains!!!

  SERRRRVICCE!! CNNN UHHH GEEETT SUUUMMM SERRRVICCCEE!!!

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  HEROES AND VILLAINS by 5secondfilms.com

  There really isn't much of a difference.

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  Were-Emo

  Watch out on days when there's a full sun.

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  Joy Ride

  When the cops do drunk-stops in this town, they usually make you get out and walk a straight line while high-fiving them and reciting the lyrics to...

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College Is Gonna Be So Sweet

Six words that you can never take back, unlike the 15 pounds you'll gain (note: You won't take back the 15 pounds either, you just have the choice ...

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  Planking

  Realizing your friends have a problem is the easy part. Getting them to go into Meme Rehab, and resisting the urge to detonate their nuts with a sw...

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