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PICK-UP LINES

1. Was that an earthquake or you just rocked my world

2. If you were a door i would slam you all day long

3. Your left leg is christmas your right leg is thanksgiving, when do i get to visit between holidays

4. Oh baby your feet must be tired 'cause you' ve been running all over my mine all day long

5. Oh baby yu got somthing on ur chest...MY EYES

6. Hey baby i' m a wreatler why don' t you say i take you down

7. If you were a lazer you would be set at stunning

8. Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest pair of buns i ever saw

9. I hope you know CPR 'cause you take my breath away

10. Hey i think you got somthing in your eye...wait just a sparkle

11. My name is Chance, do i have one

12. You got something on your face *wipe wipe* oh sorry beautiful doen't come off

13. Your eyes are blue , & baby i'm lost at sea. '

14. ' Hello , my name is elmo ; You can tickle me anytime '

15. i'm an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranis

16. I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

17. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

18. Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to pass you again?

19. Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong

20. Let me flip a coin and see how much times i can get "heads"

21. I can spell "boobies" on my calculater but i really want to see yours

22. Can i take a pic of you so i can show santa just what i want for christmas

23. You look familiar.. oh yeah, you're my next girlfriend

24. If i could rearange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

25. Do you got a mirror in your pocket 'cause i can see myself in your pants

26. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

27. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

28. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

29. Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan

30. My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

31. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk

32. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

5% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, Copy and Paste if your apart of the 95% yelling "JUMP FAGGOTS, JUMP"

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*******FAKE FRIENDS**_**TRUE FRIENDS*******
fake friends: Never ask for food.
true friends: are the reasons you have no food.
fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
fake friends: never seen you cry.
true friends: cry with you
fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
fake friends: know a few things about you.
true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
fake friends: Are for a while.
true friends: Are for life.
fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
true friends: Will knock them the f**k out
fake friends: Will read this.
true friends: Will steal this, just like I did

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