Leave A Comment Telling Me Your Favorite Way To Jerk Off.

Wait I thought Plus was good? No plus means your pregnant.
Oh my god...

What I say bout touchin my pimp cup?

Have to lay a big ass ball on yo head bitch!

This isn't the home town buffet you know, you can't have a taco and a hot dog just pick one. I prefer hot dogs I like the way they slide down my throat...

I JUST WANNA FUCK! Amen To That.

I'm Borderline Diabetic.

do I like Twilight? umm do I cut myself..?

We Like To Fuck Around Shit.

NOBODY WANTS TO EAT SHIT!

Your cards are wrong. I don't have cards. THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'm part of the SHANE DAWSON ARMY!!!
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I got my Power Pony on and I will Fuck You Up!

KKK... You Racist Jim?

Abra Cadabra Shaqeel Oneil Colby Sharpay Cory In The House... Bam.

Shane Dawson has been single all his life and has never had sex with a women before. The closest hes come was a homeless man who put on a wig and told Shane it wasn't gay if he closed his eyes. Shane's favorite food is apple juice and he was just released from prison for attempted murder and rape of an elderly woman named Hilda.

I am 75% clean, and I would like to keep it that way.

Alright good now leave a video response telling me why you don't wanna FUCKING DIE!

And thats how a vagina works. I thought this was english class. It is but by the looks of you all I think this information is a little more necessary.

Shananay Don't Fuck With It!

Love Peace And Hair Grease.

Roses are red Violets are blue my dad said I was a mistake and I cut myself.... how bout you?

How would you feel if your name was Montana? A state whos nickname is the place God forgot.

I gots to go get a douchewax.

You got this son you got this! don't fuck up don't you, don't you fuck up!

Well Hello Hello Hello, So We Meet A Fucking Gain!

WHAT THE FUCK! Ok ya know what FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'm gonna go kill my baby.

Cause You Need To Get Yo Grades Checked.

Boys Like It Thick.

I am going to take my fingers and stab myself in the throat, and finger fuck my neck bones, and do you know how hard it is to find my bones through all this fat up in my neck... I WILL FIND IT BITCH!

MY FUCKING AWESOME HAIR!

OMGLMNOP

That's my Barnyard app.

11 years ago? Why the hell is he back?

Are You Flippin Me?

I THOUGHT I SAW A FUCKING OCTOPUS!

Did you fuck a bitch in this seat?
Did you fuck a guy in this seat?
Sorry I had to ask your hair is so pretty I just figured.

I Should Fail Your Ass Right Now! What The Fuck Is This?

Don't Lie... Freaky Ass.

I'll get a DUI
what the fuck does that spell?
Driving Under The Influence.
naa you lying thats to many Fucking words for 3 letters.

FREE 99!

Welcome to Crackdonalds, what the fuck do you want?

911, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

I was in this storage room which is really just an old bathroom that don't work no more and there was Potato Salad on the fucking ceiling! I mean seriously how does that shit happen fo serious I mean did somebody just walk up on in there and say "Ya know what I ain't got nowhere to put this, I'm just gonna fling this shit up and see if it sticks."

Ain't nobody up in here got purple hair so I don't know where the fuck it came from.

If you weren't my brothers nephews cousins uncles neices brother in law I would fuck you up!

Crackdonalds we love to see you smile! unless yo teeth is fucked up then you better keep yo mouth shut!

Whats Yo Name? (Jim) How Do You Spell That? (what) Did I stutter?

Angel? Hell No What You Gonna Do Put Me On Your Fucking Christmas Tree Jim?

Hey Little Emo Mother Fucker!..... Catch My Panties!

Where The Fuck We At?

Woah Micheal Jackson! What The Fuck You Talking About?

Is That A Pubic Hair?... Oh Well.

How The Fuck Is There Another Pubic Hair...?

I'd Show It To You, But This Ain't XTube.

Can I Be In The Sequel?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I stole a car, this is fun.
Sounds like fun, I'll do it cause you told me to.
Is he gonna sell me the weed?
I SAW WHAT YOU DID!
Hey black person, hey black person!
Thanks VOICE IN MY HEAD!
Naa I'm just kidding, Disney Channels Watching You!
Oh your watching Lord Of The Rings?
I Thought I Stuffed You!
Oh My God This Is To Many Words And I'm Getting Light Headed.
Cause thats funny as fuck!
We could have a big 'ol movie slumber party.... that was really stupid.
Interactive...like sex...but not....maybe later.

The sky is blue because... Jesus's underwear blue?

How you do, my name is Shananay I am addicted to LSD weed speed extecee and anal sex.... this ain't AA....... ooops.

Hey Hey Hey! Hodini here the Magician thats making yo shit disappear! And I am here holding it down from...
Long Beach? Thought you said we was going to Hollywood Ray Ray?

Well who the hell am I gonna see in Long Beach? Ain't no Celeberties walking around in Long Beach. I gotta get myself on TMZ. (Snoop Dog)
Snoop Dog? No he grew up in Long Beach and then he got famous, and he got the fuck out!

Alright I am Hodini holding it down here from... where the fuck we at?... (Long Beach)
From Long Beach.

Yo, Whats Yo name? (Shorty) yah thats cute thats real cute, alright gots to go. (BITCH)

Ray Ray Run! Ray Ray Run!

Drop That Shit On The Ground.

Well I Am Back, And I Am Uh.. Handicap Because Fat Ass Wanted To Take A Bite Out Of Me.

YO BITCH I LIKE YO TITTIES SUCK MY DICK! You want a drizank?

Jim! Fuck Jim your taking longer then I do and I have more places to shave!