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Relationships Are Bullshit
Bend Over 2012!
Thanks For Everything Christopher Hitchens
Answers
It Finally Happened
Question For TJ
God And Evolution Are Not Compatible
David Cameron Is A Cunt - Opt In Porn
People Scare Me
Zaggawagga Hammer!
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger - PWNED
Re: Stories Part 1 of 2
My Dentist Is A Fucking Retard
Taggiogenesis
Pointless Rambly Bollocks
Re: No Excuse For Eating Meat
Re: The Day After The Rapture
Voting Vlog
Musical Pwnage Guitar Tutorial
The Crucifiction Of Jesus
Live Public Pwnage
Where Are You? - 90 Second Pwnage
Pwning Dumb-Ass Comments
A Response To Siggas
Lent Is Bullshit!
Rebecca Black - Friday - PWNED
Karate Fighting
Should I Be Deported?
Skinhead
Valentines Day Sucks!
My Kind Of Rainbows, Unicorns, Fun and Shiz
Unemployed Rant
Young Earth Creationist Fail!
The Ontological Argument Fails!
Suck My Dick 2010!
New Year Blog TV
Fuck You, You Tube!
Haircut
No, I Am Vogter!
Long Random Ramblings
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ShakeySurgeon
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Name:
Michael
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Latest Activity:
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Full of insanity and profanity. Enjoy.
About Me:
 
Nail their bodies to the crucifix,
slit the throats of all the priests.
The last smile they will ever express,
a gaping hole running right through their necks.
The snakes get fat while the good rats die,
so all the pigs should be bled dry.
Who's with me?
All your sins will be forgiven,
when your blood begins to thicken.
You have no answers to our questions,
god bless this great depression.
The snakes get fat while the good rats die,
and all the pigs should be bled dry.
Who's with me?

Throw the bodies into the streets,
nothing more than rotten meat.
Taught not to bite the hand that feeds,
till it's cold and dry and no longer bleeds.
The snakes get fat while the good rats die,
so all the pigs should be bled dry.

The London metropolitan, all the fucking clergymen,
child abusers, national front,
rapists, racists, all fucking scum.
And they march hand-in-hand,
they rape our green and pleasant land.
Dust to dust, earth to earth,
the new born babies drowned at birth.
There ain't no future for England's sons,
they're nine years old, and they all carry guns.
So take out your crowbars, take out your knives,
drain out your blood we all deserve to die.

It's time for us to take a stand,
we are dying on our knees in this grey broken land.
And all the martyrs they have convinced themselves,
that death ain't a sin, when you're living in Hell.
There ain't no glory, and there ain't no hope,
we will hang ourselves, just show us the rope.
There ain't no scapegoats left to blame,
we brought this on ourselves when we could have been the change.

Grey Britain is fucking dead,
so cut our throats, end our lives, let's fucking start again. - Gallows: Cricifucks.
Hometown:
Hell
Country:
United Kingdom
Occupation:
Soap dodging student parasite
Interests:
Parkour, Free Running, Martial Arts, Guitar, Video Games, Coffee
Movies:
Films: Ong Bak, The Warrior King, The School Of Rock, The Star Wars Movies, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Last Samurai, Once Upon A Time In High School, Dude Wheres My Car, Hot Fuzz, Enter The Dragon, Battle Royale, Desperado, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Romeo Must Die, Donnie Darko, The Blade Trilogy, Rush Hour 1 and 2, Beerfest, Crank, South Park: Bigger Longer And Uncut, Fight Club, The Crow, Thumbsucker , Way Of The Dragon, Fist Of Fury, Van Helsing, District 13, The Man, Accepted, loads more that i can't be arsed to remember and type out at the moment.TV Shows: Scrubs, 24, Heroes, Futurama, Lost, Malcolm in the Middle, Prison Break, Life on Mars, My Wife and Kids, Samurai Jack,South Park, Everybody Hates Chris, King Of The Hill, Two and A Half Men
Music:
Reuben (best band ever), Her:Enemy, Fighting With Wire, Gallows, AC/DC, Velvet Revolver, Airbourne, Rush, Jimi Hendrix, CSS, Bowling For Soup, The Darkness, The Offspring, The Naked Apes, Panic! At The Disco (just their first album), Bloc Party, Marilyn Manson, Deep Purple, Weezer, loads more that i can't be arsed to remember and type out at the moment.
Books:
Fight Club, The Black Tattoo, The Harry Potter series (shut up, you love it too), The Cherub series, Survivor
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Channel Comments
CyborgCollective (4 days ago)
*band
CyborgCollective (1 week ago)
Hello
Thanks for putting me onto Reuben. They are a pretty good who I wouldn't have otherwise know about.

so thanks.
greasygeezers (1 month ago)
deep profile !! deep concepts. ..apologies for mailings.
SoretaYuki (2 months ago)
I might get you to guest in an episode of "Mondays with agony Uncle Yuki"; I'll talk about how I'm good at recognizing when someone's a dickhead, but then say "I'd better refer to an expert"... and the camera cuts to you. :-)
StidFaces (2 months ago)
I'm shakey too!
Anony3141592 (2 months ago)
I musta missed the shoutout from Claire, caught BionicDance's though.. g'day ;-)
niccilomachiaveli (2 months ago)
coming from bionicdance here.
ThePrinceOfMillAve (2 months ago)
I have arrived on scene from BionicDance's shoutout video. Anthropologist here, please do not eat.
pkemrin (2 months ago)
BionicDance sent me.
SoretaYuki (2 months ago)
Heads up; A shit load of subs are coming your way. Bionic Dance has just shouted you out.
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