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Parker the spider?

Spider man? Peter Parker?

Surely X?

@NONDTI Mahatma Ghandi was a disgusting individual, and most of the commonly held opinions of him are wrong. If there is a hell, that warmongering, sexist, racist, homophobic, wife beating cuntbag is sure as hell down there.

GUYS, THIS IS SATIRE. A JOKE. TAKING THE PISS. PROVING ONES POINT BY THE EXAGGERATION BY EXCESSIVE HYPERBOLE OF THE OPPOSITE OPINION.

For 'god' sake, chill out

@adrenacrumb I said I would provide sources, if you asked. I left them out because bibliographies take up a lot of space, and in case it escaped your notice, there is a character limit on comments. I was correct, you were not, end of argument. And yes, they are very likely to add more Christians ...

@furuzon12 Sort of, but your original comment doesn't reflect that IMO, and I stand by my reply.

I will however apologize for my aggression, and retract the 'fuck you'. Felt it was a bit far, in retrospect.

@cledus10376 You can talk to herbs?

@hellokitty500million He's a themed troll account. They're infecting youtube from reddit. Hopeless case, don't waste your time.

@logicalzombie Not really, it's very likely he collects the wood-chippings and sells them to paper mills. Similar to an industrial kitchen selling it's grease for soap etc

As a European, if this man gets the Republican nomination, at first I will laugh, then I will cry. Cry genuine tears; this world is fucked.

Clint Eastwood.

But it sure as hell isn't Chuck Norris.

He's a smug, thick, anti-science, anti-gay douchebag so far up his own asshole sometimes I think he believes his own memes.

This put me in a real mood to play Rome: Total War

Why the larger than usual number of dislikes?

Please rise for the National Anthem of YouTube.

The real question here is why and how much does it matter what his faith is.

The correct answer, for those who don't know, is that it does not matter in the slightest. Not one little bit.

Charles and Alli, you adorable lovebirds, take some time to spend together, a few weeks at least, It's heartbreaking seeing you two miserable when you're apart, and this is coming from a dude. LOVEFTW

@duchashes Because Sky internet would go out of buisness

This must be a poe (a piss-take by acting like the subject you are trying to ridicule, so it's not immediately obvious, but still ridiculous)

@IAMILLEGAL2 Atheism, by definition is a lack of belief, not a belief. Atheism is a religion in the same way 'not fishing' is a hobby, bald is a hair color, and America is the land of the free. Agnosticism is a pointless position for cowards or people who don't care (which is fine IMO).

Whoever was Miss Fortune sounds exactly like Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Fogell from Superbad)

For anyone who wishes to see this in its extended form, and a few other rants, views and opinions of Mr Fry including ones on Dance, The BBC and Copyright, you need only to search for 'podgrams' on iTunes. They are very enjoyable. Much love, Jon.

@LAcHlAn1011 One time I had a brother (still do) who smoked weed (still does) he's just two years ago graduated with a BaS in Neuroscience from Oxford and is due to start working on a team looking for a cure for Alzheimer's next year.

People are people, and they will all ways be different, don't...

@MattLaRiv My mistake, should have been clearer. I was referring to the first ever permanent established settlement on the island, not the current one.

@MagixMagix111 Damn that solo. I hated it :(

@xChrisSG tbf, this is a completely free game, and riot do have to focus more on this kind of money making champ release to make the game viable to keep free, if they focus on things that won't earn them much money whilst still having to maintain servers, pay employees etc, they will have to earn...

@Belieber623 I don't care about your name under any other circumstance, it's just not right of you to call out other people like you did when your name is something like that; it's pathetic. This isn't about your real name, it's about how you express yourself online, and the way you do so i find ...

Between this, Vlogbrothers, Scishow, crashcourse and truthorfail, I probably see and hear more of John and Hank in my daily life than I do my parents.

Now I do love my folks, but I'm not complaining. It's awesome.