SexualCougar

Sexual Cougar represents so much more then words can encompass; it is an ideal; that said, I shall try.

Sexual Cougar is a comedy group from Virginia formed in 2007.

Ok, that was pretty easy actually.

Sexual Cougar is Erick Hellwig and Nick Abbott.

Sexual Cougar has had the jelp of... I'm sorry, that last word was help, not jelp. I had the delete key on my computer completely removed a year ago. I have what some critics have cited as a abundance of confidence.

Damn this ego of mine! "You'll need your delete key eventually, Mr. Hellwig," they told me.

"Listen jackass," I replied, "my father didn't name me Erick FRIGGIN Hellwig so I could swallow sass from Johnny Be Cool's like you."

Moving on, Sexual Cougar was createddddddddddddddddkkkkkkkkkddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddmm.............dqqwwwwwwwwqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq


I fell asleep.

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