the boy who lived.

sport. sporty. spot. spotty. sportness. spotness. spottyness. sportyness. finish. fish guy. spotted. sport shop. poodle. "That sandwich dude." spotty dued. sporty dued. the "dued." "umm." port. porty. dud. dude. confused. pot. luigi. shorty. spirit. super rainbow dude. gardener. smelly. sporticus. sportster.
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nicknames i've been given:
theodore/theo; peanutbutterandjelly; he-who-must-not-be-named; you-know-who; voldemort...

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i now go by the name harry potter~ aaand tim marvolo roddle. (: i'm just having an idintity crisis, nobigdeal
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christina~
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i am up to no good.
i often change.
i make idiotic decisions.
i am a douchebag.
i pretend to be someone who im not.
i might be gay, bisexual, straight, or pansexual.
i have an obsession with Ryan fucking Ross.
i 've become completely obsessed with harry potter
i make mistakes. a lot of them. and i never learn a single fucking thing from them.

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"I swear to god, something must be wrong with that kid. i swear! its like, he's never horny"


disclaimer: i'm no way in hell straight. so cross that out.

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