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@dyldragon1 Found this on Wikipedia.

Origin: Poway, California, United States

I engaged in sexual intercourse with my Gears of War 3... Let's just say the hole in the middle got A LOT bigger...

@pvsuckzcock Nawwwww

@BoSoxnation1972 As for Miller

1. That article was pure speculation. Wtf is that proving?

2. I'm still wondering how a neck injury makes the concussion false??? Just wondering

@Snip216 He said "not yes"

@MagnusDetErMeg lol hopefully, I know SOAD was touring but I won't consider them back until they make another kickass album.

Didn't he and his security guards beat the shit out of a twelve year old? Dumb ass America/Canada. He's not a role-model.

@Srlally0419 Uh, this is a suckerpunch. If you're in someone's face it doesn't mean, here, knock him out and run away. It's a pussy move for assholes who can't fight for shit.

@valensolo1251 Funny how big baby poulion was messing with Jason Pomminville just before that, you know, the guy who's only fight consisted of him talking Matt Cooke down. Speaking of Matt Cooke, he'd fit in GREAT with the Bruin's style of "injure to victory" shit they have going on.

@THESOVIETCCCP No use in causing controversy over a cover song, especially in the politically correct age we live in.

ALSO, I'm sure Serj has already proved his lyrical/vocal talent.

Looks like Dragon's Reach dungeon again. =(

@jordanzsuck Look up Wisconsin fair racist profiling. 300 black teens, TEENS go around trying to kill white people for.. Being white!!!

@cyphercomplete Hey now... Canada and England aren't too far away in percentage of obesity.

@xmasterfunk That's just the fucking definition of justice, eh?

@Earitated07 LOL that was my favorite part. Also,

"BOYS! GIRLS! DOGS! ELDERS! THERE'S NOBODY I WON'T FUCK!"

*awkward look*

*she runs away*

@1169Timothy I doubt deep down Christians who oppose Gay rights want to do "the right thing", but other than that, I agree.

@LetsGoFlyers2011 My God, are you that fucking dense? Can you not comprehend the simplest of things? How the fuck are you going to get as good of a punch as on asphalt if your feet aren't planted? The only way your feet can be planted is if you dig your skates into the fucking ice which wouldn't ...

@yagobnu2 The United States really never made any war for financial purposes except for maybe the Iraq war which every country did because Iraq was threatening other countries/the world oil supply. But honestly, as screwed up as this world is, if God is just going to let it happen then fuck him i...

@thnksmarter I know it's wrong but when you don't have anything for them to arrest you for then you can fight back if they actually DO arrest you for zero reasoning.

In Soviet Russia...

@aTruster No it's not. The guy's drunk, in a McDonald's, bothering his kids, and he simply gets up and pushes him. Don't get drunk in a fucking McDonald's.

@aterseraph maybe he was being funny

@R3DJ3T26 Unless he fights Corey Tropp. Then he gets tossed around like a bar maiden.

These guys obviously have no idea how to fight. You don't just go wild with your arm and throw haymakers. You gotta go for straight jabs wtf.

@DJackAlacks Rick Santorum probably said it at one point. And we all know Alderon Forest Elves are racist/prejudice as all hell.

WEST SIDE DENVER ALL DAY.

@BeRealistic101 The thing is, there are a lot of things that are "unnatural" going by the standards of that argument, and the people who make said argument DO use those things.

@MrLag1337 I can play games for as much time as those yutzes, and do the same shit. I already said I do. Yet, I can also play hockey, football, football (soccer), anything. To say that THEY ARE ATHLETES, and to say it takes more work than being a professional ATHLETE, is laughable. Because there'...

@casino227 Did you get skull-fucked with a sharpie marker as a kid, or do you just naturally have a severe lack of brain cells?

@21AbdurRahman Tosh.0 has everything on them. I'm sorry, Tosh is just funnier. I like the show but Tosh has wittier jokes and isn't hit-or-miss.

@fossilbox1991 in your opinion. I love this song.

@Jcolinsol I'm pretty sure it's not a show made for adults

So you figure... He would've had to have started fucking for gettin' kids at age 13 or something...

@justinC504 I didn't look anything up, I'm actually allowed to watch rated R movies so I naturally know who Ron Jeremy is. Your little 13 year old self probably would cry watching a movie your parents wouldn't approve of. IT'S OKAY, though, keep talking shit on the internet about white people. I'...

@TJBGSP123 Great rebuttal.

@2jasonbshark You're different because you watch a children's show about cartoon ponies.

@RMToebben I know your 2nd grade English teacher isn't there to help you with 2 tiny ass paragraphs, but who would've guessed you would play Mr. I Have Nothing To Say So I Ignore You To Prevent Further Depression, eh?