http://apple.freebiejeebies...

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There are eight steps to being a Christian :

1. Believe in the Jewish God.
2. Believe in a Jew named Jesus Christ.
3. Believe that the Jew Jesus Christ was the son of the Jewish god Yahweh.
4. Believe in an updated version of the Jewish Torah, known as the Holy Bible.
5. Take the Bible literally and as the verbatim word of God.
6. Argue with people who don't believe in Jesus.
7. Scare the shit out of everybody by saying they are going to Hell.
8. Falcon punch if they fail to convert.
9. ????
10. HEAVEN!

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Thanks for the 78 Subscribers guys!

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vasiliosrigos:

"The next time something happens in your life ,like a car accident or a family emergancy, you can thank God for it because he hates people he created"

See? I can quote mine too you know.

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"Because of my limited imagination, I can't understand how evolution made something as complicated as the eye, therefore, god did it" - Theologikos

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I'm just another youtube atheist, for a debate, message me for my E-mail address. Oh and before you debate me, you may want to watch this video first:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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One of the funniest conversations I have ever had...

SayNoToTheism: If God is omnipotent then could he microwave a burrito so hot that even HE couldn't eat it?

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Jaredz2000: And I did answer your arguement,
Yes, He could, but then make himself tollorant to heat so He could eat it..

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SayNoToTheism: Ha! You fell into my trap, the question was "could God microwave a burrito so hot that even HE couldn't eat it?" so if he makes himself tolerant enough to eat it, then it isn't so hot that he can't eat it, therefore causing a paradox and in turn proving that God is not omnipotent. If he is not omnipotent then why is he worthy of your worship?

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Jaredz2000: Ha Ha! You fell into MY trap! You see, He could make it intollorable to Him at a point in time, but then make himself tollorable therefore all the more powerful!

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SayNoToTheism: Wow! You just converted me to Christianity! Moron. The point of the argument was that you claim God is omnipotent yet complications to that can quickly be noted. The argument is designed to make you think and hopefully realize that you never had any evidence to begin with.

"Ha Ha! You fell into MY trap! You see, He could make it intollorable to Him at a point in time, but then make himself tollorable therefore all the more powerful!" - PURE FUCKING GENIUS!!!

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Pyroboy170 (6 days ago)"
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Also, you say you insult me with the facts, Well aren't they all opinions? lol. BTW I don't need to pay attention in school. I'm already a genius! And as long as I have subsribers, I will still make videos........ No matter what you tell me k?"

Words can not describe the gravity of this comment, left on milkys page. I'm at a loss for words, he's essentially saying, "I don't need to be learned! I Have Jebus!" I bet that's what George Bush thought when he was a kid. Also, he claims he doesn't need an education because he's already a genius? How old is he? 12? Believing God already indicates that he has a limited mental capacity. I really want to say more about this comment but quite frankly I think his comment simply says it all.

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Daughter: Look Mom, doesnt this look like something Santa Claus would wear?

Mother: Santa Claus? Whos that? Santa Claus is a fictional man they made up to take the place of Jesus.

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<cndz> what would jesus do>
<josh> probably get crucified and die

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