About this user
ABOUT SAT:
Sat's my name. And food loaded with saturated fat is my game. I've been around a long time -- even if you don't recognize me, I'm sure we've met before. After all, I'm in many of the foods you love.
Eating is my greatest passion. I'm talking big thick steaks, loaded potatoes, and anything with butter in it. Or on it, or over it...Yum! The way I see it, food is one of life's biggest pleasures. So, how about a bacon cheeseburger? And you're gonna have dessert, right? Let's have a big piece of cheesecake. C'mon, don't be shy. There's plenty to go around.
You don't have to look hard to find me -- I'm usually hanging out in places like restaurants, grocery stores, vending machines and fast food joints. Often enough, you'll find me with my brother Trans. They call us the Bad Fats Brothers.
The more time you and I spend together, the better chance I'll have to clog your arteries and break your heart. But don't think about that. Let's just sit down and eat.
Who I'd like to meet:
I make friends with all types -- just about anyone with arteries I can clog. If you're into butter, meats or cheese, I'd especially like to hear from you.
ABOUT TRANS:
I'm a fun-loving guy who's looking to meet new people. I like to keep my friends happy by giving them everything their hearts desire -- especially if what they desire is deep fried and delicious. Some say I'm a sweet talker, devastatingly handsome and easy to love.
I get a bad rap, though. You see, I grew up in this good family of vegetable oils. But ever since I got partially hydrogenated, I've developed a reputation for raising bad cholesterol, clogging arteries and causing heart disease. But if you're into convenience, we could become fast friends.
I've never liked being predictable. One minute, you see me on a nutrition label -- next, I'm hiding under my alias, Partially Hydrogenated. And on a restaurant menu, I'm totally invisible. (Good trick, huh?)
I hang out a lot with my brother Sat. He's a heartbreaker like me, and together we're a pretty tempting team. They call us the Bad Fats Brothers -- which, personally, I think is kind of flattering. After all, we do love to break hearts.
Who I'd like to meet:
If you eat, I'm your guy. I'm even more interested if you're the naïve type -- one of those people who haven't heard about me in the news and don't know where to watch out for me.
