"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Sarcasm is one more service I offer."
"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."
"You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there."
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon."
"Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver."
"I can't go to hell! I got a restraining order!"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Sarcasm is one more service I offer."
"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."
"You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still the...