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The critics can't stop talking about Sarahon! Just listen to these rave reviews!

"Sarahon, you're disgusting. One day you will answer for all you've just said."
-ckrieger36


"this disgusted me"
-Yokeup

"childish douchebag"
-Fakesagan

"you are the retarded hippy."
-Inmendham

"Why the fuck would anybody in their right fuckin mind want to be like you?"
-lifeinheavenforeever

"wannabe kurt cobain!"
-Bugzy213

"men fuck u en jor dum talk jor just talking shit why did u poet this vid u fucking fagit"
-bakusopure

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Little known facts about Sarahon:

1. If you have five dollars and Sarahon has five dollars, than Sarahon has more money than you.

2. There is no 'ctrl' button for Sarahon's computer. Sarahon is always in control.

3. There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of creatures that Sarahon has allowed to live.

4. Sarahon can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Sarahon does not wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

6. Bigfoot takes pictures of Sarahon.

7. Sarahon can dribble a football.

8. Sarahon once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

9. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Sarahon.

10. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Sarahon.

11. Sarahon's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

12. 182,000 Americans die from Sarahon-related accidents every year.

13. As an infant, Sarahon's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

14. For Spring Break '05, Sarahon drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

15. Sarahon got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Sarahon for every answer.

16. Sarahon's beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

17. Sarahon is what Willis is talking about.

18. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Sarahon.

19. The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Sarahon come off without a hitch.

20. Sarahon did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.