Kwanzaa-Bot Pwns

Brought the Elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzabot and the Hanukkah Zombie
Three mad wise men bearing murder and frankincense.

Damn You! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.

Shut up! Now fetch those bunnies by the armful!

Says who!? Doot-doot-doot-do-do.

Says me! Napalm makes them slightly more harmful.
No one here goes near that door, this toyshop's going to war!

Talmud says be slow to anger
Low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE fighter out of the hangar
Jump back jack
'Cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead

Ten Hut! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
Dreidl dreidl, I made it out of blasting clay!
You're nuts! Doot-doot-doot-do-do.
And when it's dry and ready, for mercy they will pay
I can't wait 8 nights or more, this zombie's going to war!

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