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This one wonders if Maiq's knowledge- or lies- were transmitted from Maiq's father and Maiq's father's father by blood or by osmosis.

I wonder what would happen if this guy and the prophet of Anvil got together?

Something! Nay, worse than something! The confluence of two divinely inspired crazies spouting gibberish about the divines would blow up Tamriel.

@SithFTW4072 "According to an anonymous source- identified only as 'Z'- the Blue Suns are rumoured to tacitly support this movement, in light of their many Krogan soldiers. The Blood Pack are yet to take a stance on this issue. Z claims mercs have feelings too.

Charr, a notable Krogan Tech from ...

@Octane64 As a member of the Krogan League of Scientists & Engineers (KLSE) I'm sick of these disingenuous assertions

She's Liara's biological father. And she's not related to Wrex. Wrex didn't fight in the rebellions. He's probably only six hundred years old- tops. He noted to Shepared that he had wandered as a merc for three centuries (by ME1) and the story implies he was young when he left Tuchanka. Aethyta i...

Mordin should have been a romance choice. He'd be completely hilarious. He would either sing all of his romance lines Gilbert and Sullivan style, being a true thespian, or he would deliver his lines in his Salarian Science talk mode. Either way, awesome value.

This joker is awesome, especially in the scene in the arkham cell, because he really conveys the awful reality that Batman can never truly defeat him.

The film is really great because it grapples with this fact.

That Cthulu statue? Pulled it out of the core of the Reaper harbinger. Wasn't even a job. The guy just thought he'd obliterate the galaxy I was living in. Crazy Mook. So I goaded Harbinger into one on one combat, smashed his legs in with my face and killed every Reaper berk on planet Earth. That ...

@snidesnidington It's an unspoken- but very much present- line. Watch as Caesar looks at Brutus as he approaches. You'll see it.

The Batarians are assholes. Like Zaeed said, they'd happily turn a whole planet into a smoking ruin just to send a message.

Besides, Shepard is a Spectre (assuming you've gone paragon all the way through). He does whatever it takes. If the deaths of 350, 000 Batarians (who are enemies of the ci...

Boom. Headshot.

You Yanks need to learn the difference between Brits and we Aussies. We Aussies are the ones what win at sport, drink beer and win at everything- even irony. My sole regret about being an Aussie is that Garrus is British... :( (Mega Sadface)

I don't even know why Bioware is making such a big deal of Mass Effect 3. It's obvious that there's no plot required in terms of finding a strategy to fight the reapers. Just get wrex to do the job.

Council: How will we deal with the Reapers?

Wrex: You should eat them!

Two centuries later, when the empire was merely a shadow of its former splendour, a hero adventured in Skyrim to defeat the world eating dragon, and came to the place known as dive rock on a mission to retrieve a golden statue of mysterious origin. He never knew what the statue was but knew the s...

Shuck Jonson! I'm outta the ordinary! DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY? I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT!

I'm just warming up, you pathetic worm!

You elves are all the same! All flash and no fury!

I hate every ape that I ever see, from Chim-pan-A to Chim-pan-Z!

""You shall not pass!" bellowed Gandalf. The Balrog roared at the wizard in furious fury. "Word!" said Gandalf, well pleased with his efforts.

Then the Balrog remembered it had wings and flew over and ate Frodo.

@dennispfoley Who says only Christians get to heaven? That's very vain. What about all the virtuous Jews, Muslims and however many others that may be deserving of eternal reward?

Oh! And being worried about your kid seeing a pair of tits (soft porn) but sitting by and not saying anything about the fact that a minor can go down to a local store and buy a gun and some ammo is just fucking wrong.

Only a soldier could write this.

This is inspiring stuff!

Yay! Great, well written, funny show and crappy, cancelled show...

I guess the two hours is kind of neutral...

I really don't understand how Chuck Lorre could possibly create such a steaming load of crap as 2 and a half men, but then make a really funny show like Big Bang Theory. And I don't se...

Heh. It's mostly true. But I think Duncan was molded on a middle eastern appearance and certainly bucks the 'nordic' trend of the game.

But if you're influenced by the Lord of the Rings vid, you ought to differentiate between fantasy. Lord of the Rings really was subtly racist, stupid videos aside.

Wrex would have been able to kill the Archdemon and not had to sacrifice himself and been able to bag Leliana and Morrigan at the same time.

@DrJonnyFreedom Perhaps this will have a positive effect on ME3. Or maybe, it will have a sort of effect that you get from Morinth in ME2. Instead of dying from Asari sensory overload, if Commander Shepard lays with someone of the same gender, their heads will explode in a burst of gay-acid.

If ...

Martin Sheen really steals the show!

Then again, the president does that in everything he ever does.

And Tricia Helfer is quite the hottie.

This game has serious voice talent- as much, or more, as God of War III. I hope the PS3 version lives up to the whole 'definitive edition' hype. I really l...

Good riddance. Racist bastard.

Hooch IS crazy

Funnily enough we Aussies mostly barbecue lamb chops or sausages. Don't hear of too many shrimps being bbq'd

56 people didn't make it as members of Tommy's Cartel

I have to say, that's a very realistic and feasible fear. Waking up as a donut and eating yourself. Who hasn't worried about that? I'm going to have nightmares now.

You see, this simply shows that all those ppl who freaked about Cookie's healthy eating campaign are fools.

He's been a healthy eater for years.

Ah. I wish I had a loudener. It'd have so many useful applications.

But Homer has unfortunately shown why we need better gun control.