SailorBalance 的频道

Man, "Hey, you wanna suck my mushroom tip?"

Me, "No!"

Man, "Please?"

Me, "Go suck your own mushroom tip!"

"Pumpkin pie a'la bazookie. . ." (thud).

Justin Bieber is lucky I wasn't the cop, or he'd have been sitting in jail.

"If I love you, and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong?" If bad romance actually had lyrics like that, it'd be memorable.

If I was in the forest with that bird, I'd fart real loud and see how well he could imitate THAT!

@JamieBlueRune no.

Are those waking cheese graters?

My parrot sometimes has a bad day. When she does, she's all beak.

@TheGoldenEyedboy The "womb" of God.

That girl's a slut.

@theskylimit I'm bisexual, and I can only say that your view of love is sadly lacking. Love is love, and everyone deserves to be happy.

Let's face it, when Mars gets pissed, RUN!

This song is in many ways a record of how the world cycles from one thing to another, and another. When I was a child, I was indoctrinated with, "It's all Jesus, Jesus, Jesus." Well, I'm now a Satanist, and this song rings truer to me now then it did when I was a christian.

Thank you so much for this walkthrough. I'm gonna go kick some spider ass!

It's hard to stand up to another person when you're a 4 year old girl staring up at your aunt as she towers over you, hands on hips, a stern "you will obey or else" look in her eyes, as everyone else watches to see if you'll convert back to christianity. You know you may be denied safety, comfor...

@dancetyme07 My dad's an alcoholic, so he checked out when I was a kid. I know how hard it can be. Stay strong. Never give up.

I'm sorry, but most relationships like this fail in time. It becomes too much. I'd like to see the update in ten years. If anyone shows me in a decade that thier still together and HAPPY, I'll openly admit defeat and eat my words.

I used to do that with our cats when I was a kid. They loved it. They'd wake up and pur.

SHUT IT DOWN!

No wonder Einstein's so happy. Look at all those toys!

What happens to you if you accidently (or maybe on purpose) destroy an enemy ship before or during hailing?

I feel SO bad for you. I played this game as a teen and had to quit for the exact same reason. The difficulty is legendary. I thought maybe I was doing something wrong. Then, I realized it's just the way the game is made. I called nintendo power, and they said to preset your resources to reduce t...

I stopped watching after puss, puss. Those words in any langauge should never be spoken by Lady GaGa,

bad style over substance is all I see in this video.

Who the hell is the chef married too?!

Before mocking Evangelion, WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW! Shinji's normal, it's just the style of the anime. How many anime characters look like real people? Anime is an art form. Only certain people with strong AT Fields (absolute terror zones) can pilot the Evas. The AT Field is the force that gives u...

At its core, Evangelion is the record of man's eternal struggle to find the ultimate meaning in life. It shows the fraility, nobility, anarchy, corruption, and resilience of the human race as seen through the eyes of its parts as a whole.

@kantoriX1 I'm pissed too that Ms (or Mrs) Lee is gone. The new actress is okay, but Lee was better.

I heard years ago that combos were discovered by accident. People just started fighting and realized that moves could be chained together, thus combos were born.

@guitarpedant I agree, but I can't help but be fascinated by this little boy. Course, I'm interested in him as an experiment in human futility more than anything. I just can't consider a brainless human to be a person. What do you think will happen if he lives to adulthood?

To all people who say life is sacred: If life means so much to you, and you're willing to do ANYTHING to make sure EVERY baby is born, take some responsibility for these kids AFTER they've been born! Don't just say, "I've done my job. Good luck, Mom." Who will look after these "miracles'?

How the fuck can it be alive?

You did a fabulous job on this video.

From the moment I was born, people have passed in and out of my life like clouds in the sky. I barely knew any of them, but I loved them all the same. Even if I meant nothing to you, you still mean something to me. Good bye.

How did you teach her the sound for hug?

You're an idiot if you expect me to be fooled. At least try next time.

@rowanneee No one gives a shit about their health if they're on drugs. Using looks to bait and hook is a bit more effective then saying something broad like, "You'll ruin your health." Brain damage and organ damage aren't big buzz words. My dad didn't realize alcoholism would kill him until he he...

I've always thought PSA's have noble goals, but damn do they miss the mark.

What fucking retard thought a wall needs boobs? How is this arousing?