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☠ ☠ ☠ DR. NEO CORTEX ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠

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SEXY EVIL SCIENTIST

Mood: Complicated. ಠ_ಠ

Gender: MALE

Personality: Attention whore, Crazy at times, hyper, sarcastic, sometimes serious, mean, very intelligent, bi-polar, a bit clumsy....humerous at times..impatient....I am said to have anger issues.....but I don't know WHAT THE FUCK THOSE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT!!! I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!! FUCK YOU!!! Ͼ_Ͽ


Type:EVIL OFCOURSE! e_e

Age:............

Species: HUMAN

Master/Boss: UKA-UKA

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual (I like men and women, deal with it or ignore it.)

Religious stance: Agnostic

Single or Taken?: Single, yet I dont have time for that crap!!! I'd much rather have "relations" with someone and leave, then start a sappy relationship with them!!! I will NEVER commit myself to anyone!!

Likes: Myself. Aren't I amazing?

DISlikes: Preachyness, anyone who disrespects me, and BANDICOOTS...especially crash...and coco.....and that retarded ass CRUNCH!!

People/Creatures I hate: CRASH, CRASH, CRASH, CRUNCH, CRASH, CRASH, CRASH, CRUNCH, That lovely, little know-it-all sister of crash, and.......Oh yeah! I HATE CRASH!

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You'll be sorry if you dont......
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Crash Bandicoot Villans
(NOT ROLEPLAYERS):

DR.NEO CORTEX-(Me)
N.Brio- ( )
N.Gin (old)- (DrNGinOfficial )
N.Gin (new)- (spawn3331)
N.Tropy- (RealNTropy )
Nina Cortex- (xxNINAxxCORTEXxx )
Uka Uka- (OfficialUkaUka)


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I.M MEEN'S CAUSE TO DESTROY THE
GOODIE-GOODIES!!! HOW ABOUT YOU
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I KNOW That I am real,
but whether or not you believe me, I dont care.....I'm done putting that
"IM REAL" crap everywhere......


Yes yes......I USED TO ROLEPLAY....I ROLEPLAYED AS MYSELF whenever I was bored, but I no longer ROLEPLAY at all...its boring and doesnt interest me....

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I may have failed soooo many times before, but...it was PLANNED.....

You see, Im NOT NEARLY as much of a clumsy failure as you think, ive spent much time improving on my flaws, that if I were to give it my all, and really spent time on my plans (problem is, i'm extremely impatient, so I often half ass plans or change them at the very last minute), crash,coco, and crunch, WOULD BE GONE!

But that would mean the end of the series....

And Im not ready for that...

I HATE CRASH. COCO, AND CRUNCH BANDICOOT!!! BUT CRASH IS MY MAIN CONCERN....
CRASH BETTER WATCH HIS BACK....AS FOR COCO AND CRUNCH, ILL DESTROY THEM IF THEY PUT UP A FIGHT OR MAKE MY PLANS DIFFICULT...CRASH....
YOU.........BETTER...........WATCH................OUT..................

Why do I have such a strong hatred of crash bandicoot? Let me explain:

I went out into the jungle to capture some animals, in hopes of making them work for me, and so I caught 2 bandicoots, 1 male (Crash) 1 female (Tawna, But I was responsible for mutating Coco and Crunch as well...).
Anyways, I caught these 2 bandicoots, (Crash and Tawna), they were normal, and I used my EVOLVO-RAY on both of them, they both evolved into anthropromorphic creatures, (they had human like qualities, like, they can walk upright, speak, human type body). And now that they were both evolved, I felt it was time to make him work for me. And so, I lifted him into the cortex-vortex, even though my assistant at the time, N.BRIO told me it wasnt ready, but I was impacient, in order to turn him evil, brainwash him and make him work for me, and it FAILED. He was a failed experiment, and so he ran off, but with Tawna still there, she was kept as bait to lure crash bandicoot back, so he embarked on a long journey to save Tawna, (His girlfriend which was removed, and replaced by coco in the second game) And whenever I try to take control of this planet, and enslave all pathetic life forms on this planet, CRASH STOPS ME! SO, you see, he must be destroyed, everytime I see him I am extremely disgusted, and reminded of my failed attempt to make him my slave.......

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My, my...I seem to be becoming even more insane, day by day.

I am an evil scientist hell-bent on stoping crash bandicoot, my creation, and my WORST ENEMY!!!!!! I am currently working on other inventions, a magnetic ray that can attract crystals, a cannon that can rip through the very fabric of space.....you just wouldn't understand, because you're inferior. Yes you are.




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