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Heres the answer to all the benefit problems:

1. Give spongers a credit card so they can only buy the most basic needs, ie, food, milk, water and put a block on fags, lottery tickets, booze and drugs obviously.

2. Make them sign on every week and prove they've done work for the community or they...

@codzomz Are you real! Of course I was joking, get a life.

Thats one hard Rat! Mo Fo Ha Ha, respect.

It sounded welsh to me, could have been Cardiff on a Saturday night.

Why would he want a scarf on? and why was he hung by bank robbers? I don't get it.

I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, " What side do you want to sit on" and I said " The inside" Ha ha.

I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, " What side do you want to sit on" and I said " The inside" Ha ha.

I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, " What side do you want to sit on" and I said " The inside" Ha ha.

Are you watching a 1970's porn movie while landing?

Nice one! can you move the camera down next time so we can see the birds nest threw the cloth. I m on the camera at NBC new york, so I'll put that on the lense one morning and hey presto

Throwers use the term " a dildo" not "Your dildo" fightclub. P.S I think you got all excited over nothing there.

And your point was?

Its easier to have a hamster in a wheel wired up to the house, and when he starts slacking, whip him. YA!

Had to get out of this, the music was killing me.

If he's retired, why is he in uniform?

Go over to the parent, take the baby , and drop kick it across twenty rows of seats. Next problem please.

walk upto him with a smile on your face as if he's really entertaining, then punch him fall in the face, knock him out!

Step 1. read something that suggests your Intelligent. ( Razzler )

step 2. Put you hand straight up her skirt when she comes past you, If she slaps your face you can forget that miserable cow and have a go at another stewardess.

step 3. when she comes round to see if your belt is fastened, have ...

. Take stuff on the flight to occupy you, ( Porno stash and a fleshlight )

2. tell the stewardess your scared of flying ( and ask politely for a BJ )

3. get a seat over the wing ( when I was asked when booking the flight what side I'd like to sit on, I said , The inside lol )

4. Chances of cras...

" In the unfortunate event we have to make an emergency landing ( plough into the side of a mountain) remove any sharp objects from your pockets, like, red hot pieces of engine casing! Put your head between your legs ( YOUR OWN LEGS!) and kiss your arse goodbye, cos survival from that point on i...

Its not fear of flying, ITS FEAR OF CRASHING! I tride this on a bloke that was scared on my last flight, we had turbulance and he was well scared, so I thought I'll help him out, I started tapping him and he punched me full in the face, one good thing, while we were grappling in the isle, he forg...

@62cyoung What a stupid comment! " We need these videos to remember what happened that day" So if the videos were not on youtube, you wouldn't remember? Sensible educated people only from now on please, not morrons. My correspondence with you is done.

I was a car transporter driver when this plane was around. I delivered to Heathrow every night at 7, concorde would take off. It set all the car alarms off it was so loud, and that was on the outskirts of the airport, I used to love watching it, including the sound. They have a concorde exprience...

@holygroundscoffee UUUhhh!

1970'S PORNO MUSIC WITH A 2010 CAR, NICE! LETS HEAR THE DAM CAR!!!!

@207053 No, it really work, HONEST!

If I were the judge, I'd appeal him down to just 60 years, that way he knows he nearly got away with it but ultimately he's screwed and will rot in hell.

Very informative. We have a s1 rally car, got a recon axle that was too high, udjusted it to a normal height and fuck me its got 6 inches of free bounce with shoks and everything bolted back up. The shocks are Bilstein motorsport and in good nick, these axles are over engineered for what they do,...

UNEDUCATED WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The CSA - When the CSA say they have put a summons in the post ( not recorded delivery, normal post ) it is deemed to be served, yet I sent the CSA letters and forms recorded, signed for! and they still say they did'nt get them, wankers!!!

THE CSA DON'T OWE THE PWC OR THE NRP A DUTY OF CARE, I've proved this in court, therefore you can't sue them. SCUM. I could write a book on this subject, its laughable! I recently payed off my ex with £6000 and the CSA confirmed it with a letter, a month later I got a statement saying I owe £6000...

THE CSA DON'T OWE THE PWC OR THE NRP A DUTY OF CARE, I've proved this in court, therefore you can't sue them. SCUM.

@ownschooled No I'm not black. It seems a stupid thing to say what I did, and I do feel stupid for saying it, but I've been fighting the CSA on my own in the court since 1998, and I know first hand how the system works, you could'nt make it up its so bad, sorry about that.

Pilot failed to do hand brake turn at end of runway, typical pilot error.

its amazing how two waiste paper bins hanging off a scaffoling plank can have so much umph lol

Yes, also plane did'nt fly very high in those days lol.

I ll bet Ford and citroen have been disecting all these bits of footage of each other.

I m going to opt for Ford with the better car, they all sound superb, can t wait to see them on the stages.

cant wait to see these cars out on the stages. Did nt see glowing brake discs on the night shots, but in competition, Im sure they will.

CQB or what.