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Dedicated to hating on the Maggot Faggots

Me: A whole load of head exploding, mother fucking, deadly shit!

√\v^√\v^√\___pulse of the faggots!!!

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WHERE'S MR FUCKIN' RPG?
About Me:
 
Born and raised in a small peaceful town in the midwest almost like Mayberry from Andy Griffith, but with more meth. My dad is a drunk and works cleaning up circus elephant shit, and my mom is a ho. She and her annoying boyfriends kept me up at night over the sound of them "hanging pictures." I told my friend about it and he gave me the idea to call the cops and tell them he molestered me. I still dont know what it means but so far i havent seen him in like 6 months. But enough of that crap, lets talk about how i killed all the (f)Maggots im my town. The Maggots that used to make up half of my town's population made fun of me for liking non poser bands like Led Zeppelin and Ozzy, but seeing as how they were all retarded i just ignored them. One night, fallen warrior Pelinal Whitestrake, slayer of Umaril the Unfeathered came to me in a dream telling me i am the last in a sacred bloodline of Maggot slayers and that is my destiny to rid my town of the Maggot Faggots. So one night, armed with the ancient bone sword of Zumakaleth, and by sword i mean just a cows leg bone i used as a club, and about 10 grenades, I struck at the heart: the local retard shelter where all the Maggots meet to jerk each other off while they call everyone else gay posers. I waited until nightfall when they would be asleep from watching Power Rangers and eating animal crackers to make my way there. I opened the door and crept into the darkness. In the distance i heard what sounded like a constipated dog barking at a toilet flush, later learning it was "Spit it Out." Following the noise i was led to the gymnasium. I looked in and none other than Paul Gray was giving orders in a perverted game of Simon Says, "JUMP DA FUCK UP! SIT THE FUCK DOWN! GET YOUR DICKS OUT! SPIT IT OUT!" Laughing my ass off, I kicked in the door and threw in all my grenades. Thats all i remember because i blacked out. I woke up the next day in my house covered in the green gooey shit Maggots have for blood, the bone sword dull, and Paul Gray's mask on my mantle (with his head still in it). Thats right, Paul didnt o.d. and I still cant figure out how he got to that hotel room. I mailed Chris Fehn the head but I guess he was too busy with his nose up Joey's ass to even care. I fled to Tuvalu to avoid being arrested. I told people there of my deeds when I learned they kill and eat Maggots. I am now worshipped as a demigod, have hundreds of worshippers and 5 wives with 15 children to keep the sacred bloodline alive so one day the whole world can be cleansed of the Maggot Faggots.

Thanks to SLIPKNOTxSUCKxCOCK for the anti Maggot macaroni salad recipe that gave me the strength to carry out my work

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this is for the Maggot Faggots!

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╚/═//╩╩/╩/╩/═╝ the beating of emo kids (and Maggots)

NEW! From the makers of Joey Jordison Double Ended "Drumsticks" and the Craig Jones Gimp Gear comes the Chris Fehn Vibramask 4000, now with pleasure nubs! Finally the Maggots can express their gayness in a hi-tech way while jamming to Slipcock! Set it to Spit It Out mode "JUMP THE FUCK UP! and SIT THE FUCK DOWN! in rapid succession, then SPIT IT OUT (into your partner's mouth)!" batteries dead? no problem. try Duality mode and "push your fingers into your ass!"
only $19.95

Diarrhea, noun. An intestinal disorder characterized by the abnormal fluidity and frequency of fecal evacuations.
Slipknot, noun. A nine-member poser nu-metal band characterized by the production of an abnormal quantity of trite and worthless "musical" garbage/psychological excrement. This creative equivalent of a bowel movement has for its foundation deeply unintelligent lyrics in which four-letter words are indispensable tools for maintaining poetic value and a mindless bludgeoning of the guitars to produce toneless sonic distortions forms the backbone of the "music." The heartbeat of the aural turd that is Slipknot is provided by Joey the Drummer, whose contributions include rhythm less pounding and yet another rubber mask. Corey the Vocalist tops it all off by delivering the aforementioned lyrics with all the emotion and vocal range of a female baboon in labor.

M-allgoths
A-dulating
G-igantically
G-ay
O-verrated
T-alentless
S-hit
Hometown:
Yomamashaus
Country:
Tuvalu
Occupation:
Maggot Slayer, shooting all Maggots that try to climb over my town wall
Companies:
Maggot Rape and Pest Removal Inc.
Schools:
University of Maggot Vivisection and Execution (my basement)
Interests:
bashing Maggot brains out with a rock, raping Maggots with a chainsaw, eating cereal out of Maggot skulls, drinking Maggot blood, stuffing and mounting Maggots slain on my Maggot road-hunting reserve (drive-by), sticking my foot up Maggot asses and wiggling my toes, trollin' on poser bands. Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Loki, Baphomet, Lucifer, Cthulu, Lilith, Hela... Maggot Faggot blood given to you all! MYTHIC WOLVES! LET LOOSE TO DEVOUR THE SUN AND THE MOON! SACHZ IS THE WOLF. I AM THE BEAST, THE BIG BAD FENRIS WOLF. THE END-OF-THE-WORLD MAN, WEARING THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS. I HAVE TASTED THE DEVIL'S GREEN BLOOD. IT RUNS IN MY VEINS. I HAVE SEEN BEYOND THE WORLD OF SKIN, THE ARCHITECTURE OF BONE AND MARROW...DEATH IS COMING. SHE IS COMING AND DEATH FOLLOWS WITH HER. THIS IS THE TWILIGHT WINTER. I AM READY TO BE HER SON, HER TIME IS NOW AND ALL THAT STAND IN HER WAY MUST DIE!________666666666666666_______ _ ______66666_________66666_____ _ ____6666_______________6666___ _ ___666__666_________666__666__ _ _666_____6666_____6666_____666 _ 666_______6__66666__6_______66 6 66________6__66_66__6________6 6 66________666_____666________6 6 66______6666_______6666______6 6 66____66___66_____66___66____6 6 66_6666666666666666666666666_6 6 666_________66___66_________66 6 _666_________6___6_________666 _ __666_________6_6_________666_ _ ____666_______6_6_______666___ _ ______66666____6____66666_____ _ _________6666666666666________ About Me: A whole load of head exploding, mother fucking, deadly shit!
Movies:
Pink Flamingos
Music:
Lady Gaga, Bieber, Jonas, Nuclear Assault
Books:
1001 ways to kill a Maggot, Maggot Recipes of 2010
Channel Comments
legendaryassclown (1 month ago)
Slipknot eat dog shit!
kathrien321 (1 month ago)
aww you weren't hugged when u were a baby, so sad..., maybe be u were dropped on ur head a few times too
SLIPKNOTxSUCKxCOCK (1 month ago)
"Us maggots" would fuck you in the ass because we're faggots!
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Nathannewtown (1 month ago)
Slipknot is bad ass, and u guys r fucking losers, so fuck u all, if ur 555 im 666 u fuckin cocksucking pop music fags, u all like to jerk each other off, u fucking pricks who think ur bad ass on the internet, us maggots would fuck u all up u pussy ass bitches.
BINSROCK (2 months ago)
Slipknot are famous and are a very huge and successful metal band its ok to be jealous man :)
SLIPKNOTEATDOGSHIT (2 months ago)
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jimihill84 (2 months ago)
eat dick faggot u aint no killer ur a punk ass bitch
SLIPKNOTxSUCKxCOCK (2 months ago)
Yo!
noobdestroyer187 (3 months ago)
Who are A pathetic loser making a whole channel to hating slipknots and their fans........ grow up man!
iamnotascientisi (3 months ago)
Slipknot sucks!
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