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@pokemoneinstein Obama didn't get him any more than Bush got Hussein. The military and intelligence community got them both.

Since when is Nacogdoches in north Texas? Someone needs to learn to read a map. It'll make you seem a lot more credible when you don't screw up basic facts.

@rceckcec Actually you don't have to be *that* precise with it. Just so long as the movements are timed right and generally look the same, people can't focus on both at once and so long as you move every time they shift focus they can't tell.

How stupid does a person have to be to need to cheat in public school?

@redfatcrystal11

9: look at her stomach. Now realize that tree trunk isn't where it should be. She added the curve to make herself look better.

7 is similar, the circles mark distortion from the picture being warped to make her look thinner.

Just think. If it weren't for the internet, we wouldn't be able to see crazy people like this from the safety of our homes. Imagine if we had to get within arm's reach of them to hear this!

@c0I0mb0 No, it's Assocation Football, or Soccer Football, or Soccer. "Football" refers to a lot of games, specifically games played on FOOT with a BALL.

Best part: 3:22

@Raven16691 What's more alarming is how many people will insist it's not an illusion.

The first time my seven-year-old watched this movie (two weeks ago) he said "how did they blow it up after it fell? what happened to its armor?"

If the neck is so vulnerable, and the rebels KNOW it's vulnerable, why aren't they flying in from the sides and shooting the neck?

This is how self-proclaimed artists masturbate.

dear god the dark-haired one is hideous.

@DakotaZ162 130 pound twigs? My 5'8 wife weighs 130 pounds, and that's after having two babies! Good god just how fat are you that you think 130 pounds is a twig???

I was told I would find a hot girl here. All I see is mediocrity.

@JamesSkuzz Actually, I very much DO have the right to judge my son, or anyone else I choose. Rights are those things we can do freely unless someone prevents us from doing them: life, speech, et cetera. You don't have the right to try to stop me from forming an opinion about someone's actions; y...

@somedudee29 The literate people of the world would appreciate it if you tried, though.

@caleb300m You see the front wheel do that backwards spin thing the sometimes happens in films. It's probably a framerate thing: get the right framerate and a wheel will look like it's standing still.

0:30 notice how the back of the wardrobe looks different here than all the posed shots? JFL isn't nearly as honest as they pretend to be :(

@pinoykillah18 Not really. They'd mostly vanish if she weren't bordering on obese.

@stephanbubbly and absolutely hilarious when you pull it off.

@mariah123waddle It's a lesson in real life: when you hit enough people, sooner or later you're going to get yourself beat up. it's not to teach them not to hit, it's showing them the consequence of their action.

@CarpeNoctemQuietam Generally, no, criminals aren't shot without warning. Certain circumstances, such as hostages, might change the situation. But SWAT are NEVER the first on the scene (unless they're doing a raid) and by the time they're in action, the bad guys have had multiple warnings to stan...

I loved this show (season 1)...then I hated it (season 2). Then I loved it again (beginning of season 3), then I got bored with it. Then It was amazing and disappointing all at once (end of season 4). I felt like the ending was phoned in and not very well thought out, but the events leading up to...

Never mind what the cop did. Did you SEE how the fell over? That was hilarious.

I have to wonder why someone would help a guy cut the padlock off a locked truck. Yeah, this guy seems legit.

I'd decided I wanted to STEEL some diamonds. Little did I know, there was a TRAPP set on the chest. I found myself falling into an unlit canyon without a torch ORE any tools. "You ARE'NT going to survive long down there," I heard a voice say. "Have fun WHIT the monsters." Fortunately I blindly st...

I don't see Total Annihilation, Homeworld, Homeworld 2, or Sins of a Solar Empire.

Did I miss something, or does the poster need to check out a few more games?

griefers who bother with steps? Real griefers know how to hide their tools better. Also, be more prepared so we don't have to watch you issue server commands.

Also, whoever disliked this needs to post their server IP and coordinates. We have some TNT for you.

@AtomicFaxMachine Yes, yes it was.

The message I got from the song: anyone can go down the wrong path from innocent kid to wealthy, power-hungry dictator. It's a song about accomplishments, from the simple to the extreme.

The video divides the song into two people, something I didn't get from the lyrics alone. Two friends who dep...

@RelaxItsJustAFlare Yes, all 300 million Americans are concerned with whether or not our corporations can find good advertising slots. Nevermind entertainment value, we want to see commercials for products we already consume. You clearly understand us far better than we do ourselves.

Association...

Even people who don't like WoW can enjoy this. Well done.

@02Crimson Tell that to the Enron employees who got screwed by their employers. The problem is that the world rewards people contribute nothing. If you're willing to work hard and add something to society, great. It's the investment bankers, the day traders, and the speculators whose sole occupat...

@xCeeTee You should probably learn more about the history of your own sport, then. It's called "Association Football" as compared to "Rugby Football" and other such games. "Foot-ball" originally referred to games played on foot, as opposed to on horseback. And "soccer" comes from shortening "asso...

@HowToRig Actually, soccer has the highest injury rate of any major sport (last I heard). It also has the highest fake injury rate, thanks to the European Diving League. It's not a third-world sport, it's just popular in the third world because all you need is a ball and a few sticks to make goal...