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Recorded in December by Noah
RulerOfHartz
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We decided to delay this video due to the holidays, but Noah really wants me to put it up.
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Getting Over a Vicious Cold
RulerOfHartz
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Just me looking just... precious... with big hair, a stuffy nose, and sounding butch. Hey! I think I just found the silver lining in this cloud. Like my little friend Br...
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Re: Why you people so nosey?!
RulerOfHartz
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A response to DatAintRight's 5 Facts - excuse my stuffy nose, getting over a horrible cold.
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A Hartz Holiday Tradition - Decorating Mom's Christmas Tree
RulerOfHartz
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Another year - and - once again everyone scatters off and leaves me doing all the dirty work. We hid the gifts Santa brought so that Stoney wouldn't get anxious wanting to...
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Missing Noah
RulerOfHartz
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A video I started working on when Noah went into the hospital after his heart attack. All sorts of fears and thoughts overcame me and I meant for this vid to be longer... ...
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Re: Sex Questions
RulerOfHartz
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A response to NutCheese's 6 Questions
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Heart Attack, Overqualification and Produce
RulerOfHartz
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Noah talks about how he's feeling now after his hospital stay and Dove speaks on trying to get a job.
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Noah's Heart Attack and Buttercup - Life in General
RulerOfHartz
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Just a quick post about the recent events in our lives... mainly Noah's heart attack this weekend and coping with it. You can tell I did a bit of boohooing... my eyes are ...
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Dove Talks Bird Crap
RulerOfHartz
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Why my mother named her children after birds.
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Miss Anderson Bites the Big Falafel Conclusion
RulerOfHartz
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Dove and Noah come home from the banquet to find that Miss Anderson has died in the bathroom.
About I'll settle for a tiara...
Comedy *** Gay Humor
Well, we WERE supposed to be doing a little show, but my family seems to leave me with all the work, as if it isn't hard enough sticking my head into a greasy oven and making it sparkle like an exotic jewel. I'm a homemaker and I run the show at home... much like a gay drill seargent, but with hopefully better taste and a softer, gentler demeanor. You're gonna find a lot of me on these videos - so I warn you - I get annoyed looking at myself in the mirror, but I like being a little weird... and it's been quite useful being top banana in the weird department. Well, maybe not at the mall, but in most places yeah.
Comedy *** Gay Humor
Well, we WERE supposed to be doing a little show, but my family seems to leave me with all the work, as if it isn't hard enough sticking my head into a greasy oven and making it sparkle like an exotic jewel. I'm a homemake...
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