I was conceived 18 years ago, much to the fright of my parents. I was then traded out of the family household in replacement for a breadbin. It wasnt long before i became the most succesful Big Issue salesman this side of London and before i knew it, i was in Hollywood, had my own Winnebago and Cameron Diaz all over me like a rash.
Age
26
Hometown
Sheerness
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
Cereal Killer (Usually Cornflakes And Weetabix)
Companies
Nestle
Schools
Memphis School For The Mentally Retarded
Interests
I lay in wait in your very own street. I pounce at the most inconvnient moment and yell "Big Issue!" because im a total cunt.