About this user
How to identify a Paultard
- Is on the internet 24 hours a day
- Is obese
- Is a virgin who couldn't get laid in Bangkok.
- Has achieved an operating thetan level of 4 or higher.
- Can't vote due to inmate status, lack of citizenship, or being sixteen years old.
- Lives in Montana, Wyoming, Texas, New Hampshire, or outside of the USA, where they can be found in the basement of their parent's house.
-Always bitching about the property taxes he doesn't pay on the house he doens't own, even while attending public schools.
-Has at least 100 sockpuppet accounts on Youtube.
- Posts "9/11 was an inside job! VOTE RON PAUL!!11" on random Youtube videos that have nothing to do with politics.
- Cant get through reviewing the toaster he bought on amazon.com without mentioning VOTE RON PAUL 2008 over 9000 times.
- Lives in Europe, having no voting rights in the United States whatsoever.
- Claims to have read the constitution but actually hasn't.
- Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about Neocons, the NWO, and the Federal Reserve.
- Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything.
- Accuses the mainstream media of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency"
- Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty.
- Believes that Ron Paul has a direct line that connects to the founding fathers, allowing him to understand the constitution better than the Supreme Court.
- Listens to the Hal Turner Show. Their best reason to vote for him: He hates African-Americans and Jews
- Has a massive persecution complex.
- Insults anyone who thinks Ron Paul isn't Jesus.
- Constantly mentions that Ron Paul has delivered over 4,000 babies, as if pulling babies out of some lady's vagina earns you the right to be president.
- Is an automatic expert on every issue because of their support for "Dr. Paul".
- How do you know you're in a room with a Paultard? He'll tell you. Repeatedly
Age
29
Country
United States
