Thank you for sailing with All India Cruise Lines. The final event on today's schedule is the hands-on learning of the proper operation of the oxy-acetylene cutting torch. All passenger are responsible for their own transportation from this point forward.
It is obviously the work of Saint Joseph himself- a true hero of the Trinity and the mortal protector of Mary and Jesus. He also happens to be a master carpenter beyond compare and the benefactor of the sisters of Santa Fe. I'm not trying to convert anyone. It's just one poor insignificant man's ...
This was another successful day of research and testing at the Indian Development Institute Objectives Technologies Systems (IDIOTS). There are many more such experiments on the horizon of this cutting edge rocketry.
It looks like mankind's first attempt at building a Dyson sphere.