THIS GUY HANDED HIS GIRLFRIEND 14 ROSES. 13 REAL. 1 FAKE. HE SAID I'LL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE LAST ONE DIES.. SHE GLADLY ACCEPTED THEM. BUT WHEN SHE GRABBED THEM. SHE SAID "ONE OF THESE IS FAKE.." HE SAID "EXACTLY. THAT'S BECAUSE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER



i no a girl that was so stupid that she........
she called me to get my phone number.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
She put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tried to drown a fish .
She thought a quarterback was a
refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long
she slept.
She asked for a price check at the
Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home,
she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice
instead.
When she took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and
went home



Love is like a lock. You have to get the right key to open it. ♥

Dear sleep,
I know we had problems when I was younger; but I love you now.
Love, Teenager


CHOCOLATE IS A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
Diamonds arn't they taste horrible




I DIDN'T Loose my mind
I sold it on Ebay!

Hey my name is andra pronounced awdruh and im really nice funny and weird:D im romanian and i like the colors blue black and purple i like working out and hanging out wiff friends.....i HATE fake ppl even tho i used to be one myself..but hey i learned from my mistakes and it only made me a better person inside and out and im happy to be myself again:) so yah send me a friend request if ya wanna:D