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Oct 23, 2009

18 hours ago

Eating in general, not being on fire, being atheist, being a rich Jew, being Muslim, hating on the Jews, loving Jesus, actually hating Jesus in secret, watching South Park and not knowing what to believe anymore, not knowing what to believe anymore anyway, calling my mom a hippy and calling my dad a Jew hater, laughing at my dad when he tries to explain that he "doesn't hate the jews", scaring the crap out of Laila by hiding in her bed and jumping out when she's getting something off her bed, scaring the crap out of Laila by threating to drop something in the piano if she doesn't give me the TV remote, killing zombies, killing people, killing teachers, raping, robbing banks, saving the world, killing people who don't care about the environment, having an affair with batman, being a good person who never did anything wrong, pretending I have a dick, having a dick, having a laugh with Ummy, loving Ummy, scaring Ummy, killing Ummy, breaking Ummy's jaw oh wait no she broke my jaw, pushing Ummy out in front of cars oh wait no she pushed me out in front of a car, making Ummy's nose bleed over the last chewing gum, being straight, secretly being a lesbian, cheating on Ummy oh no wait she cheated on me, speaking French really fast so my mom can't catch what I'm saying, speaking French really slow so my mom understands but the surrounding Irish people don't, looking at boys, not being a ginger, drowning people who call me a ginger, bubblewrap, having screaming fits, boys, eating in class, not being dead, not being shot in the face, not being eaten by zombies while on fire, avoiding psychos with ease and the environment.

YES.

Yes.