I'm Mike from PA. I'm 28 and I have the sanity of a spoon named Franklin the parrot. You can hit me up on www.myspace.com/donkeyclowns or on www.myspace.com/_the_mike_show_
I like to write and play guitar as well as dress up like a chicken and run backwards through corn fields.
Age
31
Country
United States
Occupation
Candy cane striper
Companies
Professional grandma pleaser
Schools
Figgles school for the extremely ugly and unendowed and gifted
Interests
Guitar, writing, music, singing, throwing things at homeless people, torturing waffles, impersonating Helen Keller, hide and seek with blind people on highways, building forst out of jello, telling people I look nothing like Martha Stewart, Pacadee-R, full contact old maid, movies, etc.