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The Legendary 1972 PAYGE & PLANT-POT N.Y.C. Sessions ! ! !

This very rare & original replica footage also includes a top-quality PAYGE / PLANT-POT info-splurge post-script, rough 'n' ready, savage montage a la mode, extra-super top-quality randomly edited excerpts & rarest remoulds of re-clips re-enacted from Payge & Plant-Pots now Legendary 1972 New York City sessions.

Many manly medley excerpts from their chart smashing greatest hits E.P. 'These You Have Squeezed' and also from their recent Christmas Special retrospective Lp box set 'Trust House Forte Symbolism' are included.

Some fans may however be disappointed, as 'Do Do Do The Funky Gibson' ( tamborine version ) , is not included anywhere due to the widely publicised and ongoing custody battle with Gary Neuman's proctologist, who still maintains that he owns all rights to all the high notes...

Excerpts from tracks here include:-
Trousers of the Holey,
Meta-Physical Graffitti
Stairway to Primart
Ex-Communication Breakdance
Day Trip to Bangor
and a small segment of the 'Jif Lemon Squeezy Song' as recently made famous by Gordon Ramsey in his top-rated cooking show 'Cabbage Patch Party Tricks'

Tracks taken from the promo C90 cassette tape Box set 'Payge & Plant-Pot - The Legendary N.Y.C. Sessions - 1972'

Those of you wishing to see Payge & Plant re-form, join the fan club, or maybe even catch one of their rare and exclusive secret live shows, are advised to fill out forms 1 - 3 on the rear of this you tube and send them to 'Rod Stewart' at the usual address, and include either stamps or luncheon vouchers to the value of $29.95.

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This piece takes as its starting point a dialectical inversion of Dario Escobars" 12 Minutes, 8 Seconds" (2008). "Does Modern Art Give You A Headache" was shot and edited in less than an hour on 16 June 2009. The film came about as a result of my having attended two evening screenings of Guatemalan art videos in London on 5 and 6 May 2009. In a blog I posted about that event on 8 May 2009 entitled "Performing Localities: Recent Guatemalan Performance Art On Video", I included the following observations about Escobars work:

"..."12 Minutes, 8 Seconds" (2008)... consisted of a fixed shot of a lit cigarette placed on a public fountain and filmed until it had burnt down to the butt and the remains were blown away by the wind. ...(T)his piece was a real groove sensation! You knew there would be a pay-off when the ash fell from the cigarette, and the way this was stretched out proved a real gas. This... made me think of Fluxus, and in particular of its simple instructional performances that were theorised by Maciunas as the monomorphic neo-haiku flux-event and which he counterposed to the self-indulgence of the mixed media neo-baroque happening. Needless to say, the soundtrack to "12 Minutes, 8 Seconds" was simply ambient city noise captured as the film was made!"

To see this blog entry in its entirety go to: http://stewarthomesociety.org/ blog/?p=1269

This blog entry brought a comment from someone identifying themselves simply by the English first name Simon, who said: "Escobar makes me want to plink, plink fizz a couple of ALKER SELTZER in a glass of water, recording the event." (Comment left May 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm). I decided to treat this comment as a Flux Script and went ahead and made this version of the piece. Many other versions could be made with different framings, backgrounds, light etc. I decided not to use live ambient sound and so stripped that out and replaced it with an audio piece I'd previously made with Nigel Ayers entitled "Genetically Modified Metzger Manifesto". My lyrics to this were deliberately buried into the mix, so to make disentangling them easier, I reproduce them below:

The damaged nature of industrial societies leads to auto-destructive art.
The sound of amplified jet engines cruising a mile above the earth.
The bombers circle and circle and circle around acid on nylon.
Machine produced and factory assembled art works by Gustav Metzger.
Combustion, compression, concrete, corrosion.
Convulsion, subversion, defection.

Random activity and the tangential slogan no more beautiful ruins!
Smash the picturesque, smash capitalism, smash realism and smash abstraction.
Suited beings in Regent Street are monsters of self-regulation.
Everything, everything, everything else is an echo of Russian futurism
Combustion, compression, concrete, corrosion.
Convulsion, subversion, defection.

The greatest art of the sixties was dumped nightly on the streets of Soho.
The greatest art of today is the spam filling your email inbox.
Far better than those poetry sites where people cut and paste words and phrases,
Is junk email which uses exactly the same technique to avoid spam filters.
Combustion, compression, concrete, corrosion.
Convulsion, subversion, defection.

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Scientist must collaborate with artists, engineers, grifters and con-merchants.
Peoples power will accelerate the disintegration of the institution of art.
A total unity of idea, site, form, colour, method and timing of the work.
Words in freedom machine produced and factory assembled.
Combustion, compression, concrete, corrosion.
Convulsion, subversion, defection.

Auto-destructive art is an attack upon capitalism and the drive to annihilation.
Glass, heat, human energy, electricity, feedback, explosives.
Duchamp said art works die and end up in the graveyard of museums.
Metzger proposed they should have a life varying from a few moments to 20 years.
Combustion, compression, concrete, corrosion.
Convulsion, subversion, defection.

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