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Weird Al Music! With ponies! Don't ask me ...
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Weird Al Music! With ponies! Don't ask me why! The answer is that I'm mad.
Oh, and I borrowed Kooner01's vectors. Not to mention everything else ever:
"Hardware Store" © Weird Al Yankovic "My Little Pony" © Lauren Faust and the Hub "Everything Else" © God (except Miss Sparkle)
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Lyrics:
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it And on that spot they're gonna build a shop Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air) I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out I pressed my nose right up against the glass You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house See those hacksaws? Very, very soon One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt There's a great big purple sign out front That says every 27th customer Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff ... They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open up that door? I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store
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iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/20-p... Bandcamp (High Quality): http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/... Free MP3: http://www.mediafire.com...
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iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/20-p... Bandcamp (High Quality): http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/... Free MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?l8gunj5jed8...
DJ Alex S. (REMIX!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWd5x0...
Anyone for a rousing tune comprised of pony filled cartoons and club-like music? Didn't think so. But here's 20 Percent Cooler, a massive shout-out to something that's entertained me for quite some time. Thanks, Lauren. And a massive thanks to Siobhan for providing me with some SWAG artwork. http://siobhanchiffon.tumblr.com/
Lyrics:
Yeah I own this beat You can call me the king or the ruler Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out Calling my name like Ferris Bueller It's time to wrap this up We're getting 20 percent cooler
7 colors in your hair Get your boots on dear 'cause we're going out there Don't care bout the dress code Put it on, let's go Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco" Ha! No need to perform Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal Linguist subliminal, damages minimal
Top percentile, largest fraction Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction Drop that, you already got your reaction Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling You? You're gonna need restyling I got the quote back From the jeweler You're getting 20 percent cooler
Yeah I own this beat You can call me the king or the ruler Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out Calling my name like Ferris Bueller It's time to wrap this up We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4
Shhhhhhhh Reduce that treble There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar Bump up and down cause I think you ought'a Place your hand on my thigh Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink
Wooo! Bring out the Bacardi Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party Tap that, like a phone in the cold war Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door Me? I'm kind of a rarity You? Work that dexterity Lean back now, here's what I meant Getting cooler by 20 percent
Yeah I own this beat You can call me the king or the ruler Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out Calling my name like Ferris Bueller It's time to wrap this up We're getting 20 percent cooler
We're getting 20 percent cooler! x4
Yeah I own this beat You can call me the king or the ruler Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic We're getting 20 percent cooler
We had a great day out Calling my name like Ferris Bueller It's time to wrap this up We're getting 20 percent cooler
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