Retsume

I want to go to Disneyland just to shout BRING ME BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!

Pixars premises always sound a little unreasonable. A movie about an old guy in a baloon propelled house? What the hell is wrong with Pixar all of the sudden. Turns out Up was the best goddamn thing that happened all summer. A movie about a cooking rat? Holy shit, what a freakin masterpiece. Thi...

I didn't notice the fact that the engineer kept changing hats, does that mean im heavy gay?

All they showed was Marcus and the Delta team shooting a big octopus head. it was still pretty awesome but i love Ice-T, with the :[ face, immediately loves like that was the best goddamned head shooting he's ever seen.

You cant judge Brock's lines on a scale, everything he says is epic.

Oh I know! Ill use my Donfan, as a drying fan!

This is everything that Navgtor envisioned...

In the 9:00 time slot, Laure Croft and breast cancer.

It all makes sense now.

8,192 chance, it was one level before it could learn self-destruct, it was something he wanted on his team, and he's doing a lets play about it. Odds like that i can't even calculate properly, its at least in the millions. Damn you Chugga, why cant i ever do that in a videogame!!

My favorite part of the entire video is the extremely long chat box filled with nonsense. Shit, this whole video was probably harder to set-up than an actually good LP.

-I do not get sick

-What if you get a... VIRUS!!

Then his goddamn head explodes.

Jacob- It's okay Shepard i'll stand waay back here and give my opinion when... necessary.

One of the most perfect movies ive ever seen but hey its apparently extremely hard to please fan-boys. Me and the other sane people can use this movie to wash off the rank that was Green Lantern. God damn it so much effort just for it to be pissed on, i mean what the hell is a good superhero movi...

Why, why didn't i realize until three and a half minutes in the video till I figured out that Proteus was talking the entire time. Wow... I, I'm giving all of your videos thumbs up, despite any kind of quality, just to repay myself. Anyway.. that was awesome and scary accurate.

Oh hi honey! Here's the money i've been saving for you, all together its about... THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!? WHAT THE SHIT

Okay that would be so pimp, getting flown on a Ho-Oh to a big body of water where it drops you only to be caught by a Suicune then get picked up by Kyogre with Mewtwo riding shotgun. I bet you'll STILL run into random encounter Magikarps too.

Thane is on the front cover of course he's coming back. Also Bioware hopes not everybody killed him in ME2. A voice like that is hard to come by :P

Brock doesn't have a bed time BEDS MAKE TIME FOR HIM

I've always loved how Pokemon use their super powers, they don't emit auras of power or form some kind of elemental sphere which their essence erupts into sheer power. Nope, they just barf.

Okay, I want this voice-over for everything. During the dark knight, the Joker is terrorizing the streets with his gun-toting henchmen. He laughs maniacally as he rips other cars to shreds, putting fear in the hearts of many THEN BATMAN COMES IN ON A EAR SCRAPEING MOTORCYCLE EQUALS DEE!!!!!!

Obviously Quarians are the Predator aliens, makes sense if you think about it. Advanced technology and a big fleet of ships, they value research and the gathering of technology. They meddle with other species, and have awesome tech suits. Sure they're hideous, but that's' why thy acquire sexy Ru...

Okay, i want to go to a random elementary school class and present his story (word for word) that was at the end of this video. No context or anything. Just to see the kids faces. Oh and that happy cheery music playing the whole time too on like a boom-box.

I love his scoring system.

Controls- Okay, bare essential of all games.

Difficulty- Well... that's more of a preference and theres multiple options of

OVERALL BETWEEN THE TWO- okay what the fuck

@Deadlysin99 I have similar rules.

During the final mission in ME2, what was that one music bit that played while someone (Jak) had to keep up a biotic barrier around the team so the seeker swarms wouldn't get them? Because, you know, it was badass.

Much better walk-through then Rorschach tutorial of half-hearted boredom.

"Now, before i show you how to build and use your first turns wisely, here's some lists."

At least he has good teeth?