Republicansean, This is America!!!

Peace Be with you, America (im still mad at you for electing Obama)

Who am I? I'm the Ghost of John Lenon.
Who are you?

My responses to life's greatest questions:
Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?
-Probably me (Possible accomplices: Nixon, Bon Jovi, JD from Scrubs, Nixon, Lou Dobbs...)
Do psychics truly have "magical" powers?
-Only the ones from New Orleans
Can I truly save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico?
-Only if you don't know how to spell Gecko
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(Would the upchuck weigh the same as the original wood the woodchuck chucked ... and was his real name wood charles?)
-2lbs, yes, and no he went by Charlie
Did Yoko truely brake up the Beatles?
-Speed certainly didn't because John turrned out all right (untill the whole... you know... dieing thing)

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