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ReptillianWatch2008 liked 2 days ago
SHIT AMERICAN GUYS SAY (IN LONDON)
I don't normally follow trends, but I have enjoyed some of these 'Shit blah blah says' videos going around. So here is mine.
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DOGGYSTYLE
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay!!!!! I got this job as a part time dog walker. I can't film the dogs owner as I may get fired. But I did secretly re...
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PORN OF THE DEAD
YouTube removed this video first time around due to "Inappropriate Material" I have censored the naughty bits now so hopefully they will allow it t...
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MATERIAL GIRL
I went to a shopping mall and was appalled by the hideous consumerism going on.
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ReptillianWatch2008 liked 4 months ago
XFACTOR AUDITION
I originally made this video with the intention of sending it to Mr. High Trousers himself.. Simon Cowell. But I have now decided my future lies el...
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LONDON RIOTS VICTIM
Obviously I fully accept that there are other factors to blame for the riots other than fried chicken and the game 'Grand theft auto'.. I just want...
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NEWS OF THE WORLD
So I took a little break. I Had some personal stuff to deal with. Back now though so gonna post as much as possible over the next few weeks. I wann...
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ReptillianWatch2008 liked 9 months ago
HOT BLONDE STALKER
Made another move on the lady from the real estate shop. Maybe first watch my other videos entitled 'Hot blonde' part 1, 2 and 3 if you haven't alr...
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ROYAL WEDDING FOOTAGE
With all the people camping out in westminster it felt like a festival with no music, grass or bands.. So a pretty shitty festival then. I underst...
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NAZI DUCK PORN
This video starts in a photo booth. Then I had various chit chats with some street performers. Got a few things planned for the next few weeks gonn...
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JACK THE RIPPER
So I went to the Globe theatre.. Didn't see a Shakespeare show, I find the language hard to follow.. Too much 'Oh yea.. woe, thus is me' etc. Then ...
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ReptillianWatch2008 liked 1 year ago
NEW YEAR PORN
So this is my new years video.. Yeah, it's a little depressing, but thats life so suck on it.. Markus got home a day after new years eve and said I...
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SWEENEY TODD
I went to get a wet shave, nice dude.. But he trimmed my moustache after I told him dont do that. So I had to trim it myself when I got home. At le...
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HOT BLONDE. Part 3
So I wanted another shot at wooing the hot blonde, this is what happened.. If you have never watched my videos entitled 'HOT BLONDE' Parts 1 and 2 ...
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WAYNE ROONEYS COCK
I decided to go trick or treating. I tried a shop but they were pretty anti halloween. I also attempted to make a point to the shopkeeper about the...
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ReptillianWatch2008 liked 1 year ago
MR. NICE Part 2 + Me in a hot shower scene!
I filmed this when I was drunk in my hotel room.. Hotels are really lonely places when you are drunk and alone. I guess I will get a few comments a...
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PRETTY HOT ASS
PORN ON YOU TUBE XXX?????XXX there is none, trust me i have searched for it. All I will say is that porn is a slippery slope that leads to othe...
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MR. NICE Part 1
I went to Cardiff in Wales, Howard Marks is from Wales.. didn't get to meet the legendary smuggler but i did meet some other folks. The Welsh music...
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DIRTY DIANA
I went to central london.. I wanted to try out some musical instruments but nobody would let me film in their shop. I did meet a very nice lady cal...
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ReptillianWatch2008 liked 1 year ago
HUMAN CENTIPEDE Part 2
I wanted to take a look inside ikea so we did.. unfortunately because of this we missed Markus' dealer, he was not happy.
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HUMAN CENTIPEDE Part 1
Markus had to pick up some dope from a dealer in an Ikea parking lot, I went along for the ride. I love having a chit chat with Markus.. he is a go...
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