You say werewolf...
I say vampire...
you say Taylor Lautner...
I say Robert Pattinson...
you say traditional vamps...
I say vegetarian vamps...
you say Rabbit...
I say Volvo...
you say Jacob...
I say Edward...
you say Underworld...
I say Twilight...
you say fire...
I say ice...
you say Billy Black...
I say Cralisle Cullen...
you say New Moon...
I say Breaking Dawn...
you say Team Jacob...
I say go 'La push' yourself off a cliff!!
COMPARING A NORMAL GUY TO EDWARD CULLEN :
1. A normal guy would say: I love you Baby!
Edward Cullen would say: You are my life now.
2. Normal Guy would say: I think I am falling for you.
Edward Cullen would say: The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb
3. Normal Guy would say: You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!
Edward Cullen would say: Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.
4. A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.
5. If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isnt worth living.
6. As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: Bye, see ya!
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: Come back to me, love.
7. As a normal guy leaves the house,he would say:Love ya,i´ll be back later!
Edward Cullen would say:Look after my heart,I´ve left it with you.And then he would hire his psychic sister to stalk you and pay her with a yellow porsche.
8. As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldnt even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.
9. While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldnt keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldnt even notice the waitress was a female.
10. A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.
11. While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: I miss you.
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: Its like youve taken half myself with you
12. A normal guy wouldnt care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
★~TWILIGHT OATH~★
I promise to remember Bellα
Eαch time I cαrelessly fαll down
And I promise to remember Edwαrd
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey trαffic laws
For Chαrlies sαke of course
And I promise to remember Jαcob
When my heαrt fills with remorse
I promise to remember Cαrlisle
When ever I αm in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's α huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something thαt holds pure beαuty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm αt α mαll αnd α cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beαutiful bronze hαir
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they cαre
I promise to remember Jαsper
Whenever my stomαch isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speαks of dominαting the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So thαt αll mαy see my obsession
Becαuse I know whαt the Twilighters know
You say werewolf...
I say vampire...
you say Taylor Lautner...
I say Robert Pattinson...
you say traditional vamps...
I say vegetarian vamps...
you say Rabbit...
I say Volvo...
you say Jacob...
I say Edward...
you say Underworld...
I say Twilight....