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@Seelenschmerzz Couldn't agree with you more...

@PaulKiritsis I can write anything and make it art, my love. Art communicates a message and that is the only definition of 'art'. It doesn't matter what it says, or how it is written, but it is STILL art.

@Gayestskijumpever I've had a better laugh looking in my bog, which I do do from time to time. This guy is not funny, never has been and is out-of-date. It was nice of you to try with your comments, but likewise, you are not funny either. Thanks for trying hard - it was a nice gesture.

You really need to learn how to pronounce 'Juarez', sunshine.

How did this guy ever get a job reviewing games? He can't pronounce a single English word correctly.

Graphically this game looks like it came out before the PS One. It's the worst game visually for about fifteen years - even the Wii has better graphics - truly, truly appalling.

Looks boring as hell. Every level is the same - jumo, jump, kick, stab, I could finish this in 6 minutes with my eyes closed.

It's just as crazy and over the top as you can ever imagine...So, there will be monkeys, dressed as alarm clocks riding carrots in it? I can imagine some pretty crazy things, you know.

This game looks like it has the A.I. from the very first computer game ever made. He looked at a man, then went up the stairs and still the man tried to hit where he had been when he was at the foot of the stairs 25 minutes ago - YAWN!

Please tell me where is the 'th' in 'mission'? (Mithion? - Ha! Ha! Ha!)

This is normal life in Mexico. It's quite common to see eleven people in a car and three on top, or an 'open-backed' Hummer with babies sliding around in it, whilst the driver thinks it's cool to own a Hummer.

@ISK8BOARD007 Whoever writes 'whoever' as 'who ever' is even more stupid. I sincerely hope that English is NOT your first language, sunshine.

@SkaLover257 Completely agree with you - and what little gameplay I've seen looks like it has come from a PS One (PSX)

@MarathonVeteran If you turn 360 degress you will be right in front of it again, you stupid idiot. What you mean is 180 degrees. Hahaha! I bet you are American!

This game is pants. The graphics look like they come from the Commodore 64

Looks waaaayy too slow

Trying a little too hard to be funny, one thinks. This has been done a million times before by much funnier people. Not funny at all - not even sad, but simply tragic.

@zweihand ...still not understanding you. Your grammar is so poor that I do not know what it is that you require from me? English classes, or a kiss?

'Arse' not 'ass' - Whoaa! Whoaa! Weeezel! We are Americans! Dude! Dude! Dude!

Such natural hair - so nice! LOL

@genadnon You ignorant, arrogant idiot.

@is4ias @is4ias I played LOTR-WITN and found it better than the reviews, but nowhere near as good as something like God of War 3 (but then again, I wasn't overly impressed with GoW 3 - it was ok but, just like all of the NHLs -it's just a shinier version of the others). I must look into Dark Soul...

Que nacos!

Please don't tell me that this is your normal attire? I hope you dressed up to look like a fool just for this video (?)

@tahoeclimber Great comment!

@warmongerpro Anything even slightly connected to psychology should never be read. Psychology is a matter of opinion, pretending to be a science.

@mouseluva It's absolute crap - not funny and typical of the USA. Nice try, but ultimately pathetic.

@MarilynMansonJEFF There is no such thing as 'a fail'; there is a 'failure', but the word 'fail' is a verb, NOT a noun - Good try though.

@Mafia07407 Great comment, male or female - well said!

@tessh3000 You need spelling lessons.

@justinspuberty2 I agree with you 'it is funny'. There's no way the graphics of Uncharted 3 are anything to write home about. They are good, but they are certainly no better than Uncharted 2 and only moderately better than Uncharted. If you think about game awards, look at Skyrim - 'Game of the y...

@Shockhalo887 Ucharted is pants compared to this. I finished all of the Uncharted series and thought the only good one was Uncharted 1 - the others started using monsters, then stupid acting, then over the top repetitive acting, then the whole thing fell off a mountain. Tomb Raider was always mor...

@CernaML But a good nitpicker, admit it? LOL

@n3n39o Español o Mexicano?

This game looks about as fast as being served in McDonald's.

“What happens when we're dead? The irony is that all our questions will be answered after we die. We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we'll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus. And the only comfort that religion offers is that God is driving that bus.” ...