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So you want a parrot? Some things to should know:

*They make surly and lazy teenagers seem clean and their "inside voices " can be heard 500 feet away
*They live longer than your great aunt Maggie so you need to have them in your will
*They can give you a nose-ectomy in less than 5 seconds and bite off a small child's forearm
*If not supervised they can destroy all the furniture in your dining room and all the doors that lead to it
*They are moodier than the lady at the DMV front desk during PMS
*They need cages the size of Buick and more secure than Alcatraz
*They throw enough food to feed a developing nation
*They are so smart they can take apart their cages
*If they don't like you - you have an enemy for life
*Vet expenses can result in a second mortgage on your house,
*Clipping wings and nails can be an all day ordeal requiring a small army.

Now, you want a list of the bad things???
PROUD MEMBER OF C.A.A.R.E (Center for Avian Adoption, Rescue & Education)

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