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If I chloroformed Pamela Anderson, I would have removed her swimsuit and fucked her.

That girl looks like one of the girls that I slept with and fucked in college.

This picture looks like the one I have in my locker at work.

What a great looking girl in a bikini enjoying a nice drink from a straw. I'll give her something really nice to suck. IT"S CALLED MY DICK!

It was funny when the panel truck flipped over and the armoured car both crashed and caught on fire that killed all the bad guys.

I have nice pictures of girls in my locker, but the girls in my locker are naked.

I have nice pictures like this in my lockers that I really admire. It reminds me of all the girls that I dated, slept with, and fucked.

There's another reason why no one would go to North Korea. They such ugly planes at an airport that is designed with a major FUCKED UP SYSTEM!

In order for Twisted Sister to continue being a good band, they have to come up with some new songs like Iron Maiden has done.

She looks identical to a girl that I FUCKED in a ripper joint.

The only special thing I'd love from Ashley Tisdale, is a BLOWJOB!

That woman should have hit that guy for embarrasing her on tv like that.

As far as I'm concerned, Kim Jong Il like his idiot father Kim Il Sung is BETTER OFF BEING DEAD. There should be a radio station named after him and his father D-E-A-D DEAD!

He got his wish, and it came true. He should be happy with the decision of the jury, he should be happy with the final word of the judge, and he should be saying that JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!

I like the way the siren sounds like that car. It noticed that Fred Dryer drove a 1977-78 Dodge Monaco. I have one that's in better condition than that one.

My most favorite actor in The Honeymooners was Jackie Gleason. I also liked him in Smokey & The Bandit, Smokey & The Bandit II, and Smokey & The Bandit 3.

I met my girlfriend at the swimming pool at a naturist resort. When I saw her naked, I got a boner. We spent time swimming naked then we had sex. She loved it when I fucked her, and I loved it when she sucked my dick.

I'd prefer it better if she showed the guys the hair on her cunt rather than the hair underneath her arms. At least the hair on her cunt can herp keep a guy warm and arroused.

This car looks like a writeoff. It looks as though that this car is only good for parts.

I have a '70 AMC Ambassador sedan. It's white with full hubcaps, and Texas license plates.

I have 2 of these '67 Chevelle Malibus. The hardtop is brown, and the convertible SS is red with a black interrior with rallye rims. They both have California licence plates.

I have a Kenworth T-600 that looks like this, but mine wasn't involved in a disaster like this.

After what J.J. went through, it gives good reason why it's important to run a complete check on a company before applying.

When I happen to be around a vending machine that ejected several packs of cigarettes, I only took the ones that I like I put them into a duffle bag.

It looks like the one that I have. Only mines green with matching vinyl roof and rallye rims. My neighbour says it looks like David Doyle's car from Charlie's Angels.

I like it when Archie blows a raspberry.

At least fart gas smells better than marajuana.

I really like those 1971-73 AMC Matadors. I have a '71, '72, and '73. They're all 4 door sedans with small hubcaps.

A 1971-73 AMC Matador sedan looks really good with stock rims and small hubcaps, while a 1974-78 AMC Matador sedan looks good with stock rims and medium hubcaps. I know because I have some of them myself.

My '74 Plymouth Duster looks identical to this one, only the right rear quarter panel has no damage, the left rear quarter panel has no rust, and the speedometer goes up to 120km/h not 100 km/h.

This movie is a really good example about how good always conquers over evil.

I would definately never WASTE money on restoring shitboxes like this, even though the police will confiscate them and have them destroyed

I'm in the process of purchasing a 1974 and a 1975 AMC Matador Oleg Cassini. The '74 is white and the '75 is black. I'm restoring them both.

That kind of stripe on that car makes the car look like shit.

I have 2 1972 Plymouth Dusters.

One is chrome (school bus) yellow with full hubcaps.

The other is red with a black landau roof and full hubcaps.

They both have Illinois license plates.

Some people JUST can't accept, admit, and face the fact that HIGH CLASS PEOPLE turned out to be more successful than low class losers.

I've seen a shitbox in my scrapyard that looked just like this, stripped it down for parts and scrapped the rest.