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Full Name: Captain Jack Edward Teauge Sparrow

Children: 3 - Lily-Rose Melody, Tom Hanson & Guinevere Elizabeth Sparrow

Relationship Status: Very complicated.

Orientation: Straight

Species: Pirate...human

Height: 6' (5'12")

Weight: Average

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Hair color: Brown

Zodiac Sign: Gemini (6.9.63)

Gender: Male

Ethnicity: White/ Caucasian

Pirate Type: Captain

Ship: The Black Pearl


My Favorite Quotes:
Jack Sparrow: You're the one who insisted on bringing a bloody mermaid.
Angelica: Well the mutiney didnt help.
Jack: [immaturely] You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.
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Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teauge: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: ...Depends on the light...
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Jack Sparrow: But why? Wh-why would he do that? Well, because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited! [giggles]~
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Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
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Jack Sparrow: [with my back to Elizabeth, thinking that she is a man] Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: [startled] I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [turning around] Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.
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Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [falls down stairs, holds up jar again]Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
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Gibbs: [Jack's hat is tossed overboard by the monkey while the Black Pearl is fleeing the Kraken] Jack's hat!
[the crew gathers at the rail]
Gibbs: Clear about!
Jack Sparrow: No, no! Leave it!
[the whole crew stares at him incredulously]
Jack Sparrow: Run!
[he runs away]
Gibbs: [he looks at the crew] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye!
[he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs]
Gibbs: Jack?
Jack Sparrow: Shhh.
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us?
Jack Sparrow: [short pause] Nothing.
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Jack Sparrow: No, no! More wood! Big fire! I am chief! Want big fire!
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Cotton's Parrot: [squawk] Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say?
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Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: [immaturely] You smell funny.
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Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Pintel, Marty, Ragetti, Gibbs, and Jack the monkey raise their hands] I'm gonna stand over there with them
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Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!
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Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks... never heard that one before.
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Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.
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Jack Sparrow: I hope everyone saw that because I will not be doing it again.
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Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling when your standing in that high place with that sudden urge to jump... Well I dont have it.
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Kings Man: You are Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow: There should be a captain somewhere in there.

I am Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? There are other "Jack Sparrows" on here at Youtube, but they are just my crew trying to confuse you all. I am indeed the REAL Captain Jack Sparrow.

I am the Captain of the Black Pearl. I fought to get me ship back, I did. But I did not do it alone...Here are my mates...Will Turner (I), Will Turner (II), Elizabeth Swann, Joshamee "Mr." Gibbs and my crew.

However, in Dead Man's Chest...Elizabeth got sneaky and therefore, I had to battle the Kraken. But I will be back, me mates! No worries!

My enemies are pretty obvious, love.
They are: "Captain" Barbossa (though I hope he leads the others to find me in POTC 3) and the Black Pearl Crew. Also, Davy Jones...and that damn Kraken!!

I love to drink rum and I walk around like I live wherever I happen to be. I am a very dishonest person and therefore I can be trusted to be dishonest, honestly...But hey, I AM a pirate after all, what do you expect? I tend to think of myself as very clever and I never forgive people if they betray me.

Anyone who has rum in their pocket or a change purse to steal...

Just foolin my mates. I love to meet all sorts of people as long as they are not ditching me on an island or stealing my ship.


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