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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they rn't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares and c what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers u'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help u, begin to cry and ask,
Y can't u ppl just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick ur nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants r.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say PICK ME,PICK ME!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose u!!
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Hey, if your a Jonas Brother fan, don't get mad...
Q: How many of the Jonas Brothers Does it take to pave a driveway?
A: All 3 if you spread them thin enough!
Q: If Darth Maul, Santa Claus, and One of the talented Jonas Brothers were walking down the street and all 3 happened upon a Dollar Bill at the same time, who would get it first?
A: Maul... Because there is NO such thing as Santa Claus and there is NO such thing as a "talented Jonas Brother!"!
Q: What's the difference between the Jonas Brothers and a bucket of POOP?
A: The Bucket.
Q:How come there aren't any Jonas Brothers on Star Trek?
A: They don't work in the future, either.
Q:Why do The Jonas Brother cry during sex?
A: The Mace.
Q:How do you stop a Jonas Brother from drowning?
A :Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q: What's the coolest thing you can find at a Jonas Brother's concert?
A: The off switch
Q: Why does Disney have The Jonas and California have earthquakes?
A: California got first pick
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jonas Brother with Paris Hilton?
A: Nothing. There are some things even Paris won't do.
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