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BLOOPERS: http://bit.ly/Fir...
GET THE SHIRT: http://bit.ly/Fir...
GET THE SONG: http://bit.ly/Fir...
MILKSHAKE MUSIC VIDEO: http://bit.ly/Mil...
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In this music video, we give you an alternative to the F-word. Your mother will be pleased.
Special thanks to iJustine for making a cameo: http://youtube.co...
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Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.c...
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Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!
-Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
Naw man, I just said Firetruck
-But when you bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself.
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Rabbidsforevah liked a video
(3 days ago)
BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/...
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh...
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BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/...
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/...
An original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals).
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.co...
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LYRICS:
so let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin this here rap for your safety
so all you kids dont mess up like me
and be disowned by your family
so check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f---ing Jeep
the rest of this mess I will not repeat
to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
I woke up in a strange location
some dirty bum had an explanation
apparently he had no education
he turned my body into an abomination
he said he found me on the road nearly dead
it was necessary he fix my torso and my head
he had no human parts so he used a box instead
the news was so overwhelming that I fled
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
[yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman?
yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my --]
it's hard to live with a body of cardboard
you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
but since the accident I've always been ignored
I trust one day that my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desparate that a cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
if I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free
Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell
so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3)
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Rabbidsforevah favorited a video
(3 days ago)
BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/...
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh...
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BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/...
BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/...
An original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals).
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.co...
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LYRICS:
so let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin this here rap for your safety
so all you kids dont mess up like me
and be disowned by your family
so check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a f---ing Jeep
the rest of this mess I will not repeat
to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
I woke up in a strange location
some dirty bum had an explanation
apparently he had no education
he turned my body into an abomination
he said he found me on the road nearly dead
it was necessary he fix my torso and my head
he had no human parts so he used a box instead
the news was so overwhelming that I fled
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
[yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman?
yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my --]
it's hard to live with a body of cardboard
you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
but since the accident I've always been ignored
I trust one day that my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desparate that a cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
if I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free
Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell
so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3)
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