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Name:
Ron
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Style:
Parody
Joined:
August 15, 2007
Last Sign In:
6 months ago
Subscribers:
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About Me:
My ideal woman would be completely pink, dinosaur in look, and have a massive snout which can fire eggs.
I also have an evil cat, but I can't write too much about him...he is watching me and I'm scared.
When I can get a word in edgeways, I review all sorts of video games and upload them here. There are also a few other short videos on my play list. There is plenty to see! So put your feet up and enjoy!
- Ron Standard Jr. aka GaMeRPrO
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Ron Standard Quotes:
"I want graphics so real that PC games look BETTER than the real world, I want to look out the window and think, 'Those graphics suck! I'm going to play on my PC'"
"I may or may not be indecisive, I just can't decide."
"World of Warcraft is the best or worst game I never played."
"Like going on a Skiing holiday, forgetting your skis, finding the hire shop empty, and having to tie two baguettes to your feet just to ski.
"Like sucking helium up your ass to see if it makes your farts high pitched."
"Like going up to a Dog and sniffing its butt to see what all the fuss is about..."
"The lack of Birdo is expected, but is still irritating enough to make me want to unhinge my jaw and eat a desk tidy."
"This games meaty chunks of delicious cat food, is the multiplayer, the single player however is completely different from the multiplayer in that you are playing by yourself, this is a game breaking mechanic."
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Credits:
My wonderful graphics, animations etc. were kindly created by Castor. Check out his Youtube Channel:
youtube.com/PonyHans
Check out my fansite, kindly created by ShadowDragon2153! URL below.
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The Ideas behind Ron Standard:
Ron Standard is a character; he likes to think of himself as a top video game reviewer. In reality he knows little, he uses metaphors that don't make sense to justify his opinions and gives games scores which no one can understand or argue with.
Ron Standard is a parody of some (not all) professional game reviewers. He is a take on those who care too much about the graphics, on those who are biased, on those who try and sound cool but fail miserably or just those who don't know what they are talking about. Oh and all those game reviewers who have a bizarre obsession with Birdo...you know who you are.
(This is not a shot at amateur Youtube Reviewers, I encourage anything creative!)
Ron Standard is a sketch at its simplest form, one person and one topic. The videos are more about Ron as a character, about him believing he is a game reviewer than an actual video game review.
Ron Standard is a parody of some (not all) professional game reviewers. He is a take on those who care too much about the graphics, on those who are biased, on those who try and sound cool but fail miserably or just those who don't know what they are talking about. Oh and all those game reviewers who have a bizarre obsession with Birdo...you know who you are.
(This is not a shot at amateur Youtube Reviewers, I encourage anything creative!)
Ron Standard is a sketch at its simplest form, one person and one topic. The videos are more about Ron as a character, about him believing he is a game reviewer than an actual video game review.
If people unsubscribe after hearing that, I can respect and understand that. But like I say, I really hope to do more Ron Standard some day. I just dont know when.
-Ron