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Name:
Ron
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Style:
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Joined:
August 15, 2007
Last Sign In:
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Subscribers:
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About Me:
 
My name is Ron Standard, video game review extraordinaire, and If you believe my brother Jon, I have disturbing obsession with Birdo. If you believe me then it's perfectly natural.

My ideal woman would be completely pink, dinosaur in look, and have a massive snout which can fire eggs.

I also have an evil cat, but I can't write too much about him...he is watching me and I'm scared.

When I can get a word in edgeways, I review all sorts of video games and upload them here. There are also a few other short videos on my play list. There is plenty to see! So put your feet up and enjoy!

- Ron Standard Jr. aka GaMeRPrO

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Ron Standard Quotes:

"I want graphics so real that PC games look BETTER than the real world, I want to look out the window and think, 'Those graphics suck! I'm going to play on my PC'"

"I may or may not be indecisive, I just can't decide."

"World of Warcraft is the best or worst game I never played."

"Like going on a Skiing holiday, forgetting your skis, finding the hire shop empty, and having to tie two baguettes to your feet just to ski.

"Like sucking helium up your ass to see if it makes your farts high pitched."

"Like going up to a Dog and sniffing its butt to see what all the fuss is about..."

"The lack of Birdo is expected, but is still irritating enough to make me want to unhinge my jaw and eat a desk tidy."

"This games meaty chunks of delicious cat food, is the multiplayer, the single player however is completely different from the multiplayer in that you are playing by yourself, this is a game breaking mechanic."

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Credits:

My wonderful graphics, animations etc. were kindly created by Castor. Check out his Youtube Channel:
youtube.com/PonyHans

Check out my fansite, kindly created by ShadowDragon2153! URL below.
Country:
United Kingdom
The Ideas behind Ron Standard:  
Ron Standard is a character; he likes to think of himself as a top video game reviewer. In reality he knows little, he uses metaphors that don't make sense to justify his opinions and gives games scores which no one can understand or argue with.

Ron Standard is a parody of some (not all) professional game reviewers. He is a take on those who care too much about the graphics, on those who are biased, on those who try and sound cool but fail miserably or just those who don't know what they are talking about. Oh and all those game reviewers who have a bizarre obsession with Birdo...you know who you are.

(This is not a shot at amateur Youtube Reviewers, I encourage anything creative!)

Ron Standard is a sketch at its simplest form, one person and one topic. The videos are more about Ron as a character, about him believing he is a game reviewer than an actual video game review.
Channel Comments (882)
RSJGaMeRPrO (8 months ago)
Hi guys. Right its about time I addressed the lack of Ron Standard. Its a real headache for me I can tell you. First off, its NOT my intention to kill off Ron. However, that said I have real problems with it as it is. Simply put, there is no creative joy in making it anymore. Making Ron Standard videos used to be great fun, trying new things and ideas. Now however its like working in a factory, we have a formula and each time we do exactly the same thing. It feels empty....(continued in next comment)
RSJGaMeRPrO (8 months ago)
(cont.)...Im not trying to undermine those people who like Ron Standard as it is, I really value everyone who has followed RSJ. Really I do. But this is not our job, this is a hobby. Hobbies are supposed to be fun and frankly RSJ is at a point where the formula is tired and needs an overhaul. Which is where my headache comes in, I really dont want to disappoint you guys because your great, but in comparison to our new channel WITB which is something totally different every week RSJ seems very dry.

If people unsubscribe after hearing that, I can respect and understand that. But like I say, I really hope to do more Ron Standard some day. I just dont know when.

-Ron
RSJGaMeRPrO (8 months ago)
Sorry, I have had to lock the comments. This is not due to misuse or anything, its that I addressed alot of peoples questions last week, but my post has bumped down and the same questions keep coming up. I dont want anyone to be kept in the dark and this is the only way I can see that will keep my messages at the top. Sorry.
oblivion234brown (8 months ago)
ok really iv tryed to not post a comment asking for another video because i do understand that ur doin collage work but serously a two month video gap ur next video must b really long or really good,i don't meen any disrespect or rudness by saying this
vodkerking (8 months ago)
wot is ya gamertag man i wana add you mine is . smithyoveastend
xFluffyPigeonx (8 months ago)
the people that comment on ur vids are just wierd because most of them seem to get sll sngry snd swear a lot over them but i like them there hularios (sos that i spelt that wrong)
BoxedEntertainment21 (8 months ago)
You rule- end of story.
brianreams1 (8 months ago)
hey when r u guys making more vid paroridys
kyogemini (8 months ago)
what the heck is wrong with people these days there taking your parody reviews "way" to seriously.
thedude2409 (8 months ago)
make more! douchenozzle.
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