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What's in the bag? A shark or something?

Too bad YOU...will die

Daughter: Mother, my life sucks.

Mother: Too bad YOU, will die.

Please tell me more people will get this joke.

WWE writers, we comin for you nigga!

Big slow baby? Works for me.

Boobie

"It has a unique smell"

LOL that cracked me up

This man is an inspiration.

He showed me that if he could make it in the NBA, anyone can.

Lebron James: Watch this

*Leaves*

Greek Guy: So old friend, who makes your weapons, your plates and forks, your buildings, your roads, your beds, your tables, your houses, your....

Leonidas: I get it!!

King Leonidas used to be alive like you, but he took an arrow to the knee...and everywhere else

Dinner

Robin: It's called happiness.

Batman: Whatever it is, I like it, and I'm never gonna let it go. Damn...it's gone.

This situation has caused me great frustration. I have grown weary of these incestuous serpents currently onboard this apalling aeroplane. I would like to enquire everyone to fasten your seatbelts as I would like to have the windows ajar.

Shit motherfucka, I was surprised.

Ashe missed her ult in LoL and hit that dude's knee in Skyrim...

Gotta hand it to the Perk. He doesn't back down and he will make you work for those points. It might result in a facial every now and then, but at least it also helps getting a ring. People gotta be more willing to be stuffed on. Dunks last for a second. A rings lasts longer.

The thing about creating great stories isn't about how strong the main characters are, it's about the conflict. How strong a character is physically isn't that important; that's why the powers and skills of the characters change so much through the years. Writers manipulate the physical abilities...

WTF did ash expect him to harden? His dick?

"My producer Terra Kates says that it is not a horse, it's a butterfly...and that i'm a moron and that I'm fired..."

"Tell your mom thanks"

Vegeta: Knock it off kid. Or I swear I will find where you live and knock off your mom.

Trunks: Not for another 2 years

Vegeta: What?!?

Trunks: Nothing.

Bulma is like, "Vegeta, say something you fucking twat..."

my left ear likes this

Shit, I was so sure it was gonna be magikarp.

1080p

720p

480p

360p

240p

shit

That game

If you don't get the joke, you should know

Vegeta is actually a pedo

Mr. Mcmahon, we comin for you Nigga

When I was still a newbie with ashe, he scared me so bad I shot my ult at him...

Yahoo brought me here.

If he stopped saying "shawty" this song would be 10 times better. Why says that nowadays?

That blowjob was...perfect.

The Obama Games has begun.

Yamcha: Hmm...this blood...it tastes like...defeat.

@IMMATlEN No. Yamcha is the joke...

By this time, there are practically only 4 characters left who actually mean anything.

And then they die...

The Man Utd defense was at sixes and Evans

Pretty sure he wouldn've died from a heart attack sooner or later anyway.

OH NO! A character who was poorly introduced, got little character development, and barely got any lines or screen time has died

Oh the tragedy of it all.

I almost forgot how gay King Cold sounded

He would probably be a college-level professor for the language of Death then...

He probably dies too fast to realize that he is weak.