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I walked up to my lecturer before it started, told him that I was massively ape deprived and that if I nod off it's a reflection of my shitty decisions over the past week rather than the content or delivery of the lecture. He gave me the handout and told to go home and sleep because I "look[ed] l...

The weirdest thing about this sort of stance is that it's offensive to both genders. Saying that all men are big, strong, hateful thugs and that all women are delicate flowers unable to fend for themselves insults everyone. Any feminist who is fine with these sorts of results is necessarily no fe...

He's not advising. He's ranting about some prick acting like a moron.

It's good to have a selection, I find.

You can melt into brown eyes. That's unique. Try that with blue eyes; they're too bright! Brown are are like a mystery.

So yeah, there we go. "Your eyes are like a mystery." Hope you feel better :/

I'd clone Ray 6 times and create my own rendition of Snow White. With more bad jokes, obviously.

This goes against the very fabric of existence.

I want more.

Did Kim just throw her voice?

Konnie Huq just said piss. My childhood memories have shattered.

It's actually a mindfuck joke. That actually was the voiceover woman, but Brooker led you to believe it wasn't. Suckers!

Jeez, that's some Cloverfield shit right there.

I remember when Asuma saved Shikamaru when the Sand Village invaded. Didn't faff about with any namby pamby crap, just kicked the shit out of everyone. Total badass.

I loved Bing just staring us down the whole time. "You'll fucking take this advice or you will regret it." Absolute hero.

Anyway, good idea you two. Sex ed is indeed utter wank here in the UK, and the fact that it's still an awkward topic for many people does not reflect well on our society.

I thought Naruto was holding a pretty snazzy hat until I noticed the scroll.

Ah, I just Googled them and that question makes way more sense with context.

@joelynnxdilla

You are literally the greatest human in the world.

I actually read this issue over Christmas. My sister brought it up, alright....

I remember one of my favourite things about Fallout 3 happened at the start. My INT was at 9, and I would leg it to Rivet City as fast as I could to get the bobblehead so I could get the most skill points. But the best thing about this is that that area is way out of your league, and it's genuine...

@hannahgirasol

A real ninja would never reveal their identity!

...but I don't want to lose a twenty, so I guess you must be. I win!

Hah. I love the cop. Good on you. This whole thing was awesome.

Chloroform. Lots of chloroform.

The fuck is this?

Just water, really. And some lemon bon bons.