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4:32

4 months ago

Muse - Uprising

© 2009 WMG

Uprising

muse • 37,761,566 views

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5:14

8 months ago

I Can Tell the Flavor of a Popsicle by Sitting on it (AsKassem #41)

The 41st installment of what could be the worst show on the internet.

Support the show by starting a free trial of Netflix It helps keep this mes...

KassemGtwo • 463,325 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

Never underestimate the power of a semicolon!
15:55

8 months ago

Luigi's Mansion - Episode 7

The graveyard...

chuggaaconroy • 526,791 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

@TheCammerBammer Excuse me! I believe you meant to say, "It is my personal opinion that the protagonist resembles a large birth-control device. Does anyone corroborate?"

Please, do not take offense. This has been a public service announcement from the Punctuation Police.
11:35

8 months ago

TFS Abridged Parody Episode 24

Episode 24: The Best Laid Plans of Saiyans and Nameks

Cast:

Takahata101 - Dende, Super Kami Guru, Porunga

Lanipator - Vegeta, Kuririn, Piccolo, Po...

TeamFourStar • 2,792,821 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
9:02

8 months ago

Hatventures - Behind the Scenes: Official 1.7 Pistons Trailer

You've seen the trailer over on Team Mojang, here's how we achieved the piston spectacle! Enjoy! Music by Chris Trott

The World: http://www.mediaf...

HaatFilms • 1,161,933 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

@BlueBaseballcap @BlueBaseballcap Excuse me! You said, and I quote: "it look like a piece of sh*censored*"

I believe you meant to say, "This video module reminds me of a piece of delicately-obscured fecal matter."

Please, do not take offense. This has been a public service announcement from th...
4:34

8 months ago

Full Benefits - The Next Step

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Sarah and David meet secretly to talk, amongst other things.

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collegehumor • 422,098 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

@LilShaggy82 Excuse me! You said, and I quote: "would you find it more believable if the only black guy in the video had a gun instead?"

I believe you meant to say: "The fulfillment of racial stereotypes would lend the video module a certain aura of credibility that it currently does not posses...
2:03

8 months ago

War Horse Trailer

DreamWorks Pictures' "War Horse," director Steven Spielberg's epic adventure, is a tale of loyalty, hope and tenacity set against a sweeping canvas...

WarHorseMovie • 1,606,221 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
3:29

8 months ago

2NE1 "I AM THE BEST" Choreography Practice (Uncut Ver.)

2NE1 "I AM THE BEST (내가 제일 잘나가)" Choreography Practice (Uncut Ver.)

Available on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/...

2NE1 • 5,562,275 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
2:13

8 months ago

'The Matrix' Lobby Scene with A capella Multitrack - Matt Mulholland

***BUY THIS SONG ON MY NEW REMASTERED COVERS ALBUM!*** - http://tiny.cc/19dgn

1,000,000 views! AAAAAWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAHH!!!

Complete with sound FX...

mattmulholland26 • 1,076,049 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
2:21

8 months ago

Mark and Karen (Jake and Amir)

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Help you, Help me.

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FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/col...

collegehumor • 502,716 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

@AndersonMediaProd Excuse me! You said, and I quote: "haha 'better alive'"

I believe you meant to say, "I am amused by the sentiment that life triumphs over death. That is all. Please take note, America."

Please, do not take offense. This has been a public service announcement from the Punctuat...
20:42

8 months ago

Shangri-la Zombies: Easter Egg Compilation (Time Travel Will Tell Achievement)

This is a condensed Easter Egg compilation video for the Black Ops Shangri-la Zombies map, which doubles as a Time Travel Will Tell Achievement Gui...

NGTZombies • 1,976,773 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

@Outlawz404 Excuse me! You said, and I quote: "Games are not fun losing"

I believe you meant to say, "The sweet taste of victory turns bitter when achievement falls short at the last possible instant."
8:50

8 months ago

Halo: Reach - Achievement HORSE #30 (JvG)

Jack and Geoff are still torturing themselves with HORSE. Check it out and watch their pain. All maps are available at http://tinyurl.com/AHHORSE030

RoosterTeeth • 917,133 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
0:53

8 months ago

Baby's Face

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The lotion that turns the clock back. Way back.

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collegehumor • 609,109 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
22:22

8 months ago

FAT MAN WEIGH IN!

New shaycarl video with BrittaniLouiseTaylor I go to Clevland Ohio to check out where they invented the light bulb! http://youtu.be/hRcihMO2h28

Th...

SHAYTARDS • 479,180 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

@LaurenMillerHockey7 Excuse me! I believe you meant to say, "I rather envy the fine figure of the female protagonist. I might even find it arousing. I wish America to know this."

Please, do not take offense. This has been a public service announcement from the Punctuation Police
6:40

8 months ago

La historia completa de EL FUA

El video de un hombre en estado de ebriedad grabado en Tepic, Nayarit, que explica qué es y cuándo se debe usarse lo que él llama "el fuaaaa" se co...

jartello • 4,846,404 views

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Excuse me! Many of these comments are not in English.
1:32

8 months ago

Minecraft 1.7 Piston Trailer

Hat Films brings us another awesome trailer video for the upcoming update of Minecraft. Subscribe to these geniuses here: http://www.youtube.com/us...

TeamMojang • 2,860,771 views

PunctuationPolice commented:

@Winterwolf012012 Excuse me! I believe you meant to say, "Wow!"

Please, do not take offense. This has been a public service announcement from the Punctuation Police.
6:34

8 months ago

CHAINSAW ACCIDENT

RAY'S PERSONAL VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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WEBSITE: ‪http://raywj.com‬

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RayWilliamJohnson • 8,196,505 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
6:22

8 months ago

Não Faz Sentido! - Mídias Sociais

Acesse: http://www.parafernalha.com.br

Siga-me no Twitter:

http://www.twitter.com/feli...

Conheça e compre na loja:

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felipeneto • 2,754,983 views

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Excuse me! Many of these comments are not in English.
15:49

8 months ago

Minecraft - Bunnies!

Simon proudly shows off his Minecraft single player world with the Mo' Creatures mod... but he seems to have forgotten to update to the latest vers...

BlueXephos • 1,756,470 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
3:51

8 months ago

FIGHT TO WIN featuring Destorm - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

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Yourfavoritemartian • 13,519,879 views

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Never underestimate the power of an apostrophe!
2:47

8 months ago

This is Not a Vlog.

I am the Police of Punctuation. I wish to say things to you. Please listen. Some of you might have noticed that I had to take this video down and r...

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  I apologize for the dysfunction of my previous video. Some rogue villain had the audacity to modify my voice before I posted it. This error has now been corrected. Please enjoy the re-uploaded version!
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8 months ago

PunctuationPolice posted:

GRAMMAR FACT OF THE DAY: If "this," "that," "these," or "those" has already introduced an essential clause, you may use "which" to introduce the next clause, whether it is essential or nonessential.
8 months ago

PunctuationPolice posted:

Hello, friends of mine! I truly apologize for my lack of interaction on YouTube these past few days. I have been preoccupied by a serious illness. For a moment, I teetered on the verge of the metaphorical abyss, as it were. But now I have been healed by the Gods of Grammar--for the purpose of a renewed crusade, I have no doubt! With that in mind, here is the grammar fact of the day: "Essential clauses do not have commas surrounding them while nonessential clauses are surrounded by commas."

About I am the Police of Punctuation

I am the police of punctuation. I am appalled by the lack of punctuation on YouTube. I will not rest until this problem is terminated.

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Latest Activity

Oct 13, 2011

Date Joined

Apr 15, 2011

About this user

Semicolons make me smile.
Colons make me content.
Apostrophes make me animated.
Ellipses make me excited.

Age

Hometown

Russia.

Country

United States

Occupation

Professional grammarian and book club enthusiast.

Companies

Yes.

Schools

School House Rock, Grammar Institute of Technology and the Future.

Interests

Croquet, yachting, billiards, non-alcoholic vodka.

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