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FREEMAN GET IN HERE! *Snaps finger* *Teleport* bring me some more toilet paper!

Hmm.. Do i get pai-..

G-man: No.

I REFUSE, SCREW YOU AND YOUR DEAL MISTER.

G-man: No regrets, Freeman *Trollface*.

I'll pay you double what he's paying you for sparing me, taking me back to earth, And killing him yourself.

Subject: G-Man. Status: Screwed. POSTMORTEM: Noob, Who doesen't want money...

SUIT FLAMETHROWER - ACTIVATE! *Error beep*. ... I want to work with you anyway.... Gman?... Gman?!.... Hey..!... *Aliens snarl*. *Blackscreen* GMAAAAN!!

I used to be creeped out about zombies then i took an ichthyosaur to the face.

Another thing is that you can't see through the water from the surface.

Thank you. It helped me and it worked. It was very simple :)

"Where there is combine, There just CAN'T Be zombies and headcrabs :D"

My faith led me to a painfull death.

He's very creepy.

2:00 Fast Zombie: Omg move let me get him move noob!

Normal Zombie: how do i shoot

Fast Zombie: Noob move!!!!

*Fast Zombie gets killed because it was being held back by the other zombie*

Fast Zombie: *DEAD* OMFG IDIOT.

Normal Zombie: how to shoot

Imagine Gmod without all these wire tools and stuff. It'd be full of simple stuff.

One of mine lasted about 2 - 3 hours or something, It was a miracle.

Sometimes in games where you have to protect someone, And if they are pretty weak i wonder " Why can't you just attack me instead?! "

2:29 That headcrab got the last parking slot for his ride.

These zombies and stuff, Are only pretty scare when you know they are here but you can't see them. [Or in tight spaces etc]. And when you spot them you'd get spooked for like a second, And then the fear is gone. Possibly. Maybe.

6:01 Give one get one free

Why is he called Gordon FREEMAN if he is never free from saving the world and stuff?

LunnStar: APOLOGY ACCEPTED. *Comes online*.

Makarov sabotaged his video and made everyone dislike it, Haha.

I suspected that it would blow up or something when he pulled up on the sidewalk with that big truck and ran

1:20 'Oh my god they blew my legs off, Ahh!'

How to prevent this: Only blink with one eye, Blink with one eye, Open it, then close the other to blink it, the blink isnt very effective but it works ;L ..I think.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

08:38 That 'Guy' must really like soup because of sitting there, eating the same soup all day.

So you could rope one to the wall and watch the money roll?

Haha! I am now prepared, Through the suffering of others - I can now be spared!

When the music stopped suddenly i felt like someone was watching me :(

Anyway, Nice furnace.

'Omg no! I CANT ENCHANT CAKE! *Spawns SpawnerEgg, And spawns a hostile mob killing himself*'!

@ashluver34 Episodes from liberty city you start from a checkpoint, In Gta IV itself you just get teleported into the start of the mission. While i am posting this off topic stuff, I might aswell... 'Stop drop and burn'

7:37 *Knocking* Hello? Jayden? We've just received news that the Origami Killer has been taken down and Shaun Mars has been saved thanks to your info on the case!

I wouldn't stand trying to get a gameover in heavy rain by dying on purpose like this, It wouldn't be possible for me i'd be mashing all the buttons like if it was the end of the world.

Also its weird how he just walks out into the middle of the street and attacks.

'You could have told me they were armed'.

0:21 Young Junior Elephant [Red] Was on his way home from the candy shop, when he stumbled on a dead child.

05:17 Ahh, Another one for my collection. Foolish Girl.

Evil Cole looks like darth vader without a mask/helmet.

I gotta try. *Shoots*. *Cole falls over dead*.

Making noises like 'Hmph!' in Jumping puzzles improve your chances of succeeding :o

Now the only problem for me will be clicking 'X' once i'm done for the minute.

Blake: He's reaching for his father's pockets! OPEN FIRE AGAIN!

-Credits roll-

I can hear it *head transforms into donkey head*.

08:04 if they didnt, it'd be a disaster if a creeper appeared and did its duty.

I ain't 'fraid of no toast.

Meanwhile at brain.

I've got to have.. Chocolate ;-)

Heavy shows how to confuse an enemy spy.

This happened exactly 100 years ago, this year. I think. If you shove away the Months.