They are rock 'n' rolls answer to Jesus Christ, Gandhi, the Queen of England and Hitler. Welcome to the world of 'Pub Brawl'. They smoke, drink, take drugs and sleep with easy women. Most importantly though, they play rock n roll. They are the self-proclaimed kings of rock and roll and have been playing in the same pubs for the past three years. In this time they have earned the respect of their towns' local biker gangs and are proudly known as the truest fighters for the rock and roll cause. The band consists of four members and is headlined by their two guitarists: John, who lead vocals and rhythm guitar and is known as the 'lizard'. This is due to a rumour he spread about the size of his manhood. Larry does lead guitar and back-up vocals. He is also a cocaine addict. The drummer is known as 'Psycho Mikey'. The bass player is Jake. Nobody likes him. Together, these four will take over the world. They are the good, the bad and the ugly of Rock n Roll.