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@trum4n6969 It's a shameless cocktease directed at series fans, that's what it is. They knew how much ME fans wanted this, and they exploited that want in order to extract more cash from the fanbase; it's an abhorrent business scheme. They are more motivated by the Almighty Dollar than passion wh...

On behalf of all femshep fans: Ha! In your face!

@LightningEidolen Not on my save, she's not. Now she's just a pile of ash on Virmire. XD

I laugh at how vaccuum-sealed plastic her face looks.

This bitch ain't got nothing on femshep.

It had it coming.

@iffbeifate I love how you say "No offence," when it's obvious you were meaning to be intentionally offensive.

Everything in Australia is a dangerous motherfucker.

Kojima is a serial mind-rapist, ya'll.

@youngamer19 Bill Gates is no longer in charge of Microsoft, so you're blind hatred of him is entirely unjustified, I'm afraid. Besides, he never had any input in the acquisition of any development studio during his time at MS, he was merely a spokesperson for the original Xbox. He also donated a...

Truman Capote?

Gaylo 4?

@Aspergianstar2009 Well, in that case, I apologize.

@zzzzzz192 Then can you also explain to me how Skyrim managed to earn a perfect score from a Japanese magazine, Famitsu, in a country where nearly all Western games are ignored, becoming the first Western title ever to do so?

Oh, wait, lemme guess. Corporate kick-backs and whatnot, right?

@FORG31 So it's now a crime to have an opinion and like a different series contrary to your own? Lmao, GTFO with that infantile logic, idiot.

@MasterChef2003 I love that the only way you Halo fanbots can drum up interest in the flagging Halo franchise is by disguising a Mass Effect 3 trailer as ...

Square will most likely leave this up to the player's interpretation as to whether or not Serah still loves Snow or has redirected her feelings towards Noel, given that....

***MAJOR SPOILERS***

She becomes the next Yuel and dies after seeing a vision of the future, leaving her relationship ...

Why is it so hard to comprehend the hatred for Snow? Every word that came out of his mouth was either "Hero", "Serah" or "Protect/Save" in relation to Cocoon. Not to mention his questionable relationship with the diminutive Serah, who looks and sounds like a 12 year-old school-girl, which makes h...

@jtgl2629 Try adjusting the difficulty slider to "Master" and I doubt you'll find anything in Skyrim, let alone dragons, "too easy" as you say. In fact, your character will probably spend much of the game from that point forward picking up his teeth off the floor. Oh, and BioWare's adopting Skyri...

@PokeHavoc Wrong. The guy retconned his video's discription after it was announced that Skyrim was the recipient of Game of the Year at the VGAs, to save face in light of his spectacular failure at trolling TES fans.

The one and only reason why PS3 fanboys put this series on a pedestal is because it's a PS3 exclusive; were it not, I doubt it would be getting anywhere near this much love. I saw on a message board somewhere that were The Bouncer (PS2) released in this day and age, it would probably be rated a 1...

Can you hear that, fanboys? That's the sound of the death knell portending the downfall of this once-great franchise. Be sure to bring tissues along for the funeral.

@matvelilla Correction. It's "Lightning Bolt Action" now ;)

You don't know the true meaning of despair until you've faced a swarm of cazadores.

Giving whole new meaning to the expression "Bumping uglies".

Well, that's one way to get down a mountain...