ProfessorQurkle's channel

Kiteboarding. What can I say other than what a bunch of clowns 95% of Kiteboarders are. I can respect the 5% who actually charge big surf, and only when the wind is too gnarly to paddle in, or when the waves are crap and you just need to get in the ocean.But the 95% of the donkeys who are just ki...

With that said, better than nothing I guess. Theres absolutely no way Id leave a key to my truck in there full time, but if Im going for a quick surf it does its job. Permanent spare key container though? No chance, Might as well just leave it on the seat for them.

@exenrontexas Classic. Ah yes, Ayn Rand, the only thing close to "ammunition" that the Anti-Paul clones have against Ron Paul. The old " Mention Ayn Rand and appear to be the informed citizen" tactic. Well done. The reality is Ron Pauls ideals are stone solid and he can systematically destroy any...

poor Anderson wasnt laughing when he got PWNED by Ron Paul

damn that thing looks so gay with those wheels.

If Im not mistaken,I believe its the Mexican Aeronautica y Spacial Adminstracion(MASA) shuttle chartered by Eric,Stan,Kyle and Kenny for $200 to take Willzyx the Orca back to the Moon to dance in the Moon Castle with the rest of the Zipods.

@tbirdsport302 f*** how many kids are going to reference their age and the fact that they listen to oldies? Who gives a f***!

@farduburt15 you are SUCH a fag

The "Moar" thing is so fkng gay. Almost as Gay as the Monster energy sticker thing , or the "mention Justin Bieber in a youtube vid so I get thumbs up" thing.

Damn, Hop into a Noxzema shower for about 30 mins, scrub that busted grill with some battery acid and maybe throw on some foundation to ditch those raccoon eyes. Bitch, you look like the dude from the MAD magazine cover

@Seabassthemaster1 Little did Ms.Jenkins know that the kid named Eddie she watched for a brief period would later murder a transvestite prostitute who talked too much.

@elchochito (cont.) to maintain your brew temp, AND to get a headstart on the steam function so you are waiting less time for the steam function to be ready to froth milk. Regardless of whether youre frothing milk however, on a single boiler that isnt PID'd, it is absolutely essential to maintain...

talentless, uninspired Chode. Undoubtedly good friends with Colin Hanks, Jason Bonham and Jacob Dylan

Thanks. Learned a few things from your review: a: The lifeproof case looks like S*** and is overpriced for what you get. b: be sure to use the "2011 trend word" "albeit," to sound more intelligent, ideally while stepping out of a Prius while wearing a Fedora and/or brandishing an iphone,c: p...

"How to look artistic even though you possess zero artistic talent" Volume 1, excerpt A: Assemble an assortment of random clips together and sync them to your music, paying special vigilance to the arts or ballet.For an added sinister effect, consider using slaughterhouse footage. Congratulations...

reminds me of eating a chimichanga at the high school lunchyard and watching the third place finisher of battle of the bands.

@ProfessorQurkle Absolutely nothing, and yet, Everything..Something needs to be said about the mustachioed, beret wearing, espresso sipping,goat milking, wannabe eccentrics lurking in coffee shops across the nation.These days, you download a few ecclectic tracks, throw on a pair of wayfarers and ...

@SuperRip7 You win dude. I thought I loved my benchmade, but I must admit Ive refrained from dimming the lights, lighting some candles and fondling it.Carry on.

Wavejet: helping Kooks stinkbug down the line at 8 knots since 2011

@patientb5 Is there room for one more in the Dungeon of Tools?

Yet another hipster tool on youtube who thinks hell somehow become a relevant blogging guru by wearing a sloganed shirt and displaying tired and transparent politician power hand language, particularly the age old,patented, double-hand-clasped, index-finger-point,( Bill Clinton's I believe.He wa...

Muted your commentary. Would rather listen to Rosie Odonnell talk about munching Gash. On a sidenote, keep an eye on that hairline dude.Its creeping on you. Take heed of Elaine Benez' boyfriend in Seinfeld- live these next few months to the fullest. That is all. Carry on.

@xenoht I apologize.Forgot to quote who I was speaking to..quick, another insulting innuendo..ill go with: shaft gobbler.

@ryleeryno Well, youre definitely blowing it. But its not as simple as "tamp lighter and distribute evenly." Your grind setting could be too fine, you could be overdosing your basket, you could be tamping too hard..No way to truly know unless someone who knows what theyre doing is observing your ...

@tyrycracker What all the Bobby Bonesmokers such as yourself fail to realize is that during this video, Bobby was competing on the very tour that he supposedly despised for months. You think he wouldve been up on that podium talking shit if he won that event? No , hed be up there polishing Brody'...

Yeah I blew it.My bad.I know/knew absolutely nothing about this saw when I wrecked on your informative vid, and I apologize.I was just being a dick.You are the diamond band saw Guru,I am but a novice.Carry on

Navarro's a tool. The chili peppers sucked when he was in the band(remember one hot minute?) He's a talented guitarist but has become nothing more than a walking stage gimmick who tries too hard to exude an artistic presence.

Boyce Who and Tiffany Who??

Dude, words cannot describe what an utterly worthless pile of fungus you are. The Rivers Cuomo glasses, the single hoop earring, the entire demeanor of your pointless bantering. You are not even slightly relevant to popular culture.You are a never will be and a never was, simultaneously. I was ab...

Just another talentless pile of fungus trying to spin off the coattails of success of extraordinarily talented people such as Carey, trying, Oh trying hard to produce a unique rebuttal, yet ironically exposing herself as the utterly talentless, soulless,unoriginal, unfunny and uninspired hollywoo...

If I had 200$ Id pick up the entire "collection." Wait, make that 100....

just got a tray of Herojuana.They look nice and stocky, but from your vid, they have the trademark OG stretch.Bummer. The search for the heavy yielding OG with yield/smell continues

@jbravo70 LMFAO!!

@omega71185 Hey look, I made a reference to how many people disliked the video. Im totally, like, Original...

@percypiggle6 Same comment has been posted on countless other flea videos..It was funny the first time.Not unlike the exhausted, "lets comment on how many people disliked the video" nonsense. If there was a World Dungeon to imprison all of the Tools on this planet, I would hunt you down and fling...

@jerrycardinal The only difference was, nobody gave a fuck

What a fucking tool

Is that Kala Alexander in the passenger seat beating one out to Roy donning his wetsuit?