PriapicPan

Okay. I'll come clean. I'm not really Swiss and I'm not really 107 years old. I like eating pies of all kinds, especially if they've got apple in them; in mathematics I like the transcendental number π and in literature I enjoyed reading Mervyn Peake's idiosyncratic novel Mr.Pye.

I'm considered to be pretty clever in the real world and enjoy having a really good laugh at other people, things and at myself.

What more do you need to know?

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