PotatoSound

Hello, I've just arrived in my boat.
I come from Norway, the capital city of Denmark. There are lots of polar bears wandering around in the streets, so just as you Americans we all carry guns with us. Everywhere.
Here in Norway we don't have internet and all we have to eat is polar bears which we manage to kill. As you may know polar bears is an endangered animal, and therefore it's not a heck of a lot to eat around here. Except snow, that is.

less