About this user
I am somewhere between the ages of 10 and 30. I own the absolute value of 1 cat minus the square root of 3 cats plus 1 cat. I love geeks! I think that intelligence is probably the most attractive thing a person could possess. I like old things. I take an excessively long time putting on pants in the morning. I wish I grew up in the 60s-80s, they had better music and walked on the moon. I am OCD about separating my laundry so as not to ruin anything, and as such end up doing around 6 loads. I consider myself bisexual. I update this whenever I'm bored. I loathe autocorrect. I am a grammar Nazi. I subconsciously attempt to hide my blatant whiteness by throwing random gangster slang into everyday conversation. Even though sometimes the cold can get a little excessive I think Canada is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. I like having a dance off with my pants off. My YouTube username came from a physics joke website listing possible other names for the Big Bang (I thought it was cute so I stole it =D). I've never caught a fish. I'm bored. Savanna creeps me out (and if you're reading this Sav then it just proves that you're creepy). I have a brother who enjoys sodomizing himself for live audiences on BlogTV. I really like fancy pens and pencils. And lastly, I do not own a BMW.
Hometown
Somewhere up in the great white north.
Country
Canada
Occupation
Gymnastics Coach
Companies
Menopause.
Schools
Not the one you went to.
Interests
Life, Francisco Goya, George Carlin, Joan Miró, Voltaire, Henry David Thoreau, Banksy, Marilyn Manson, Steve Jobs
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